Talking about Things

Talking Things

SEE YOU IN HELL, CANDY BOYS!

That was part of his tribute to Lolita.

Now it stands for Advertisements & Villains, apparently

Sweeet caaann.

Next you’ll tell us they don’t spend 5 years honing their craft at the Georgia Undergradute Molding & Mounting Institution!

Could be worse. You could be the son of Stilt-Man, the villain who’s main weakness is being tripped.

Sorry, but Haribo gummies are reportedly made with slave labor

You mean they’re not hand-crafted by gummi artists who work exclusively in the medium of gummi?

Looks like he doesn’t have a Bowser in his trousers

“I’m Paste Pot Pete Jr. But my dad says I have to start introducing myself as Steve Trapster now.”

Hulu’s new Marvel series Runaways, about a group of kids who accidentally uncover the fact that their parents are supervillains.

And Waluigi has a 12-inch dick with the diameter of a pencil.

I need to know if Yoshi’s penis is pink or green. Asking for a friend. Also for a book report I’m doing.

IT-SA-PEEN, MAARIO!

I thought it was the Shinning.

Judging by the picture, she’s also guilty of stealing Markie Post’s hair, possibly to channel her powers as a prosecutor on Night Court.

Maybe the Philadelphia Inquirer? Since he’s from there.