For his involvement with Entourage alone, I am pretty sure the only possible atonement for Marky Mark will involve the cleansing application of fire, and lots of it

More like DIS-appointment television! [Jay Sherman laugh]

The accent was bad because it kept going in and out. Dunham isn’t a good enough actress to stick with it throughout her performance.

We Cancelled A Zoo!

Swiper is a sexual predator who has been let out on parole. Dora is his parole officer. When Swiper busts out of his ankle monitor, Dora has to find him before he gets his rocks off.

Well as long as there is a slow motion carwash scene with Dora soapy and wet, holding a hose while her young body is pressed against the windshield I would say sure, why not, fun for the whole family!

Dora The Exploder

It’ll be a picture of Ted Cruz’s dad with a speech bubble saying “It was me.”

Okay, well you have to admit it would be really weird for Magneto to have killed the President. What does he gain? I WANT THE TRUTH!

“I like presidents who weren’t assassinated. Perhaps he was a war hero, but right now he’s said a lot of very bad things about a lot of people. Did you know he took away the rights of business owners to choose who they could or couldn’t serve? He was very against voter-ID laws, believe me”

spoiler - obama did it. or hillary. or ted cruz’s father. either way, it’s all good.

Posts like that show me why I’m just a poster and you’re the law talking guy.

If this wasn’t all so terribly awful a hint of diversity would be mild positive for him.

Hey, it could work. Tyler Perry was in Gone Girl for some reason.

For some reason? Who else is going to tell the weather it would be a lot less volitile if it quit running around on its husband and went back to church? You think Fassbinder or Butler are capable of laying down that needed lesson? I think not!

I tried to go to a 3:00 show of Happy Death Day but security demanded to check my bag for explosives. Fuck that. As if anyone plans to blow up a Regal on a weekday afternoon!

Wow... hell of an Avengers lineup in the header.

The My Little Pony Movie has never been more watchable.

Similarly, Chubb Rock is a pretty good rapper who doesn’t get enough appreciation.

I was going to say Sábado Gigante, but it went off the air in 2015.