She’s got strange, sad, malnourished guys to do that for her.

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The Mosquito Coast Babies

Electric Six is pleased with this decision.

Excuse me, but I will ALSO be making this joke!

Two Girls One Solo

Raspberry-filled assholes are a really strange fetish.

It turns out the WWI memorabilia is counterfeit because no one referred to it as ‘World War I” at the time. Who’d have expected that it’d be the first in a franchise?

If ‘Hamlet’ taught me anything, it’s that the Danish are all assholes.

I can’t wait for other clue-games, e.g. Sandra Bullock says she was harassed by an actor whose name rhymes with Ilchester Crawphone on the set of Man Who Demolishes Things. It makes the chore of wading through every Hollywood sexual harassment anecdote given its own post exciting and fun.

“I grew up in the Dogme 95 generation. The culture was completely different back then. You could grab ‘em by the pussy as long as you used natural lighting and diagetic music”

“you look like you need to chill out. I’m gonna have a joint.”

“You look like you have a headache. You should get me an aspirin.”

but he just told her she looked stressed and suggested that she give him a massage.

Just remember: not making jokes about Harvey Weinstein is “being cowardly”, but making jokes about him is “too soon”. Welcome to the era of walking on eggshells.

Wow the guy who tells jokes about current events for a living told a joke about current events and now he’s a “disgusting pig”.

That bothered me as well.

Pretty much every 80s pop star was a mutant. A Flock of Seagulls? They could actually morph into seagulls.

Just because I watch porn for the stories and comedies for sexual gratification doesn’t make me a freak.

Ironically Rick and Morty fans would beat it less to this than more new Rick and Morty episodes.