Say it isn’t so...

I appreciate this... but don’t know how I could hang out with him if that was the icebreaker.

Dressing as a ghost by using a sheet with eyeholes: now the costume of choice for the pretentious art house film nerd who wants to prove that they’re far more sophisticated then you and your tacky “mainstream” pop culture references.

If you turn up to a Halloween party dressed as a giant tea kettle, and your friends don’t instantly realize that you’re dressed as the ghostly form of David Bowie, then they’re really not friends worth having.

“Ah don’t want...your hand on mah ass!”

15 Costumes that Will End the Conversation for the Night.

I make my own....with my cornballer....just have to be careful not to burn myself

This was actually much more successful than the Wicker Man Honey promotion.

Forget Skippy, I wanna know what Nick “My Demon Lover” Moore thinks! (I totally had to google that last name)

A few years ago, I was visiting my parents in Texas, and I bought some Girl Scout Cookies from a little girl. I told her that I live in Michigan, where they wouldn’t start selling cookies for another few weeks, and she suggested that I buy her entire stock and corner the market here since nobody else has them yet.…

And it sucks!

I mostly know Hilarie Burton from being a staple of Hallmark XMas rom-coms (in one her family owns a reindeer farm & she falls in love with Santa’s helper who needs a replacement reindeer for XMas). So sexually assaulting her seems particularly sordid & wrong.

She’s like Mother Teresa, but with way better tits.

Would you believe that the first Google shopping result I got when I tried to find one was a Lt. Dangle costume?

Sexy Ken Bone costume would make anyone want to enter the Bone Zone.

Meanwhile, Joe the Plumber maintains his tantalising silence on the issue.

CGI CARRIE FISHER 4EVER

I’m buying a ticket for an 11am show on Monday, January 29th just in case.

They’re back! in PORG form.