If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

1. You have a bitchin’ Camaro

“New” mullet? Fair weather redneck.

Says a man who surely neither eats nor appreciates junk food. Come down from your very silly high horse, Murry

Starred for cat

Crunchy Cheetos or GTFO

Truth, but occasionally you may get through to someone.  Wayne Gretsky’s quote really applies to everything in life.  You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.

Yeah but if you don’t tell the guy why you’re refusing his service then it’s all to no real point, he will just roll on to the next house and life goes on.  You know you did something good, but he will never have the slightest idea why you cancelled the job.

It’s a horrible word and I try to only deploy it when the target is an Englishman (and something of a cunt). In case you missed it, his Twitter history shed’s some light on his cuntdom.

As a former military member, I’d like to say:

Since when does AMERICA copy FRANCE, soyboi?! 

We take and use the good stuff for granted from those movies. Then call it a horrific mess forgetting their origin. I agree with everything you said, but Ray Parks performance in the episode 1 may have been one of the most important performances in the action genre.  

Give it a rest

I really appreciate Cory coming through with the smoke on this but judging by some of the comments below and past comments when it comes to her time as a DA some of the so called woke Hotep’s on the site need to have their asses read as well. Some of you have bought into so much fake bullshit about her that you would…

Agreed. The left should view this as precedent, not a mistake. Imagine the history that’ll be made when President Yang, accompanied by The Undertaker, Paula Abdul and Glenn Greenwald, takes that first confident step off of Air Force One in Tehran to arm wrestle (two out of three falls) with the Ayatollah.

No, it’s not, and no, I don’t. Any Western leader for the past 50 years could have gone to the DMZ and met whichever Kim was in power, but they didn’t. Fellating the leader of the world’s most brutal regime is not showmanship, it’s what his followers think diplomacy looks like. It’s pathetic and embarrassing.

No other professional football league will survive more than a season or two for several reasons. Here are just a few: 

At least pretend to read the article, folks

I see what you’re saying, but I assure you these 1.7 billion people are not living a glorious life free from the oppression of capitalism. If anything, they’re its biggest victims.

I coach little league baseball and softball. Currently, there is a drastic umpire shortage in our area because this type of behavior has become the norm. It’s not worth the stress and risk of possibly being attacked for $60. These idiots think that a bad call in a little league game is going to cost their kid a…