When can we expect his enlistment?

I just want to know why Mav, a Navy Man, is working on a Mustang in his garage. Where’s the Hellcat or Corsair?

I know people need to generate clicks to protect their jobs, but can we all agree that the “I don’t like thing and so I’m glad thing is in trouble and also people who like thing are terrible people sorry not sorry” genre is the single worst thing about the internet?

Need a hug?

No booze is fine if the entire time commitment for guests (ceremony and the meal part of the reception) is no greater than 90 minutes. I once sat though a five hour dry wedding (the whole family is extremely twee, it was handcrafted and so goddamn special CAN’T YOU SEE HOW PERFECT WE ARE) where the ceremony itself was…

FOOTBAW

Tigers fan checking in, a pretty casual one anymore:

I don’t understand how anybody in a major coaching position, P5 college, the pros, whatever sport, can still not understand that the public-facing side of their job matters a lot and they have to be prepared to deal with it professionally. It’s been a really long time, before the vast majority of these guys were born…

I’m confident that the closer we get to marriage and beyond that the less influence and mind games she’ll be able to play...

I live north of US2 and yep, I can confirm that.

I make an effort to be a good person, I do, but holy shit it seems like (almost) everyone else is more an asshole than ever.

The only thing more annoying than watching a baseball game these days is listening to old farts complain about how annoying it is to watch a baseball game these days.

But this year is different.

Thanks dad.

Um, my wife drinks this stuff, I’ve tried it but I don’t especially see the appeal. So this may be a dumb question, but couldn’t you just pour a shot of bottom shelf vodka into the La Croix of your choice and make your own? Or is there more to it?

If I were to end it all, I could leave behind a printout of this paragraph in lieu of a note.

Fuck, I gotta look into this. My wife and I combined have like 13 years of postsecondary education and four degrees...

I really want to know how that combo came about.

And speaking as a Detroit sports fan, how do you land on the Yankees and the Lions? That’s like your favorite meal being filet mignon with a side of Cheetos.

It was fucking shocking to me to learn that these guys don’t get new helmets at least annually.