We truly have mastered the impossible art of losing. Your move, Cubbies.

Rzepczynski of course went on to walk Danny Espinosa on four pitches, officially starting the Nationals’ death spiral.

They do, but if the Chiefs wake up, that could complicate things too. Yeah, they got slaughtered by the Steelers, but it seems like EVERYONE is having a shit-the-bed game this year. 

Will not go to bat for the uniforms but those helmets with the old logo are 1,000,000 times better for the Broncos than the outdated 90s atrocities they for some reason still haven’t ditched yet

The seam stripe down the side of their pants made them look like bell boys at some struggling midtown hotel. Is it rude to tip football players?

Between the prison uniforms and their play, it was perfectly understandable to mistake them for the Dolphins.

As this was a game that made me angry for so many reasons, I was almost disgusted when the announcing team started pitching the vote for the new stadium and complaining what a shame it would be for San Diego not have a stadium.It did, however, lead to a great moment which I feel need to confirm as it felt so insane.

Just set the world on fire. All of it.

Seriously. What is life?????

And she helped usher in a whole new set of deaf and hearing impaired actors on Switched at Birth. I met her once and she was kind and gracious so fuck off Dump Truck.

YOU CAN’T SAY THAT ABOUT JOEY LUCAS, TRUMP! YOU CAN’T SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE, YOU ABLEIST SCUM BAG! GET BACK HERE! I NEED TO YELL AT YOU!

This election isn’t just a dumpster fire, it’s a dumpster fire careening down a hill, causing traffic accidents and slamming right into the side of an orphanage.

She was also closer to the White House than Trump will ever be because she was on The West Wing.

Jesus H. Christ. Every time I think he’s hit maximum sleaze, he ups the ante. How low CAN he go?

THAT WOMAN IS A G D NATIONAL TREASURE BACK OFF DONALD WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE SHE WAS IN CHILDREN OF A LESSER GOD

I can’t wait for Marlee’s response to this. She is a great actress and a classy dame but when she wants to be vulgar she’s hilarious.

It sucks to be on the receiving end of a Kobe beef.

That’s what made Vin Baker so good, he never let himself get hung over.

I would think that being a professional basketball player generally isn’t the sort of job in which one can really get away with showing up hung over, but what do I know? I’m just a desk jockey.

D’Anastasio: Really, that just seems to be fan service. What’s the issue? It’s like, “Here’s the meat of the anime, with a little pepper sprinkled on top.” It’s not the whole thing.