Players in demand are able to negotiate some form of guaranteed money. You saw this with the Von Miller situation over the summer - he was refusing to sign at the per-year value they were offering unless he also I got I believe $60M of it guaranteed. Good players do this all the time, and agents are generally able to…

I understand your concerns but don’t forget that 99% of players have a sports agent representing them. It’s the agent’s responsibility to look after the best interests of the player. Furthermore, the higher contract $ that a player receives typically results in higher commissions for the agent.

How in the ever living fuck is it legal for the NFL to create one-way contracts like this? What prevents a team from just giving max years on every contract and cutting people at will?

dude spent his six months abroad bungee jumping and wallaby hunting

In his defense, removing himself from her life forever was one way to cure her of a cancer.

Newt Gingrich, a man who served one of his multiple wives with divorce papers while she was recovering from cancer, is a man eminently qualified to speak of Donald Trump’s character.

Somebody needs to tell Katrina, in particular, that it is illegal to dress up as a homicidal clown.

FUCK YEAH RAPE MONEY

This is right up there with “The axe murderer didn’t butcher those people because the cows are in the meadow eating grass.”

Laughing HYSTERICALLY. Which is the response all of these buffoons will probably receive for the next 3 weeks.

Rare victory for ol’ Don. He rightfully deserves a Lemon Party

I love the guy who couldn’t even stop himself from laughing at her before she was done with her pathetic excuse for a defense.

Did she just get owned by Don fucking Lemon? Oooh, honey.

And Jill Stein just endorsed Trump! Not that I ever had any respect for her, but I still expected her to be better than this. At least don’t endorse either candidate.

Oh shit. That makes them the exact same age as Ivanka.

Of course he is. He doesn’t have a pussy to grab.

And if the little girl was 10 in 1992, she’s now a decrepit 34, and only has one year left before she’s too old for Donald.

Even Texas.

“It’s so weird...they seem like tiny people right now, but in ten years they’ll just be objects!”