“I’m forever trapped in this hellhole of a power plant. Never to roam free on the magical island.”

“Oh, I didn’t see you there while I was doing all these pushups”

“...there is a dark, Baylessian part of my brain that lit up with thoughts like, ‘Holy shit, I don’t think Kevin Durant can handle this!’”

Someone save those Moorish geckos!!! Just think of how much they can save us all on our car insurance.

Meanwhile, Jacksonville can’t even find a way to sack their own coach.

You know, I went and looked it up!

I get what she’s saying. Those things aren’t martial arts, but they give you a sense of physical awareness, a sense of control and respect for your body. I understand why one would recall this when physically threatened.

How pathetic do you have to be to rob a 90 year old woman? Yes, we need criminal justice reform. However, every time I hear about something like this, I get illogical and think, “no, just lock the fucker up in a cage and let him suffer.”

This story kicked me in the gut. My mother was an alcoholic, and I struggled with opiate addiction for years. Addiction isn’t a lifestyle you choose. Sobriety isn’t easy, nor is it a wagon to which you strap yourself. Functional addicts are the most at risk because, until they crash and burn, no one has any idea of…

Scottie Hughes is a woman, though.

“We interrupt this episode of SpongeBob SquarePants to bring you UConn vs UCF: The ConFLiCT.”

Do you even rivalry, bro?

Refuses to keep his cool? He’s throwing up a shaka in the picture! What’s cooler than that!?!

He looks like he just saw someone litter.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

A Potemkin Village for the 21st Century.

Well, I can’t argue with that.

The Blackhawk logo is different because it represents exactly ONE guy - Chief Blackhawk. And to be even more precise, the hockey team took the name from an army unit that was named after the same ONE GUY.

I hope someone who works for the Indians has thought to invite Charlie Sheen to throw out the first pitch at one of the games in Cleveland.