*starred for the greatest television program of all time

I had a bizarre conversation with an ex who was into the Jesus and was part of a “cool church”. You know, held in a warehouse space and was theoretically open to new ideas and people. I went to a service with him once (that was the deal- I said I’d go once and that would be it. I think he was hoping it would open my…

This Is what she really wanted to say.

Oh, they aren’t responsible, they’re just objects. The brother ruined another family’s property, so now his family’s property should be ruined.

“Private time” is when they are drinking a beer at the bar after work, not in an office when they are earning tax-payer’s money. Also this feeds into the culture of mysogony at male-dominated work places in general. What if there was a woman in that office and has to hear those jackasses every day? I worked on a…

As a recovered bulimic, I’d much rather hear a silly joke about it than read about my friends Fitbits or their clean eating plans or their Shake-ology lifestyle.

Well that would make them even bigger assholes then. Tearing up the natural environment and scaring the shit out of animals really makes them big men.

I stop being friends with them. And now, in my 27th year, I have thinned out my friend ranks because it’s not my job to educate or enlighten or try to change people’s minds. There’s no way in hell I can act civilly with the lady I went to high school with who’s intensely pro-birth/anti-choice. I don’t have the drive…

This is a former governor and Fox television host. He’s not making some crazy rant on the internet. He is the Republican party. He is not a moron. He is a cruel, calculating man in a position of power.

Ah, yes, of course you’re perfectly comfortable insisting that your particular flavor of Christianity is superior to and untainted by others, that anyone in your church who fails to see that or changes their mind about it is “moronic”, and only an “ignorant” person could reach the point where they felt like they…

Oh yeah, that makes total sense, because someone declining to attend your particular church means they instantly have to stop giving money to Planned Parenthood or any of the other secular organizations your church happens to support.

it’s a child, not a fucking stray puppy

Ok fine your church is fucking wonderful. The humble bragging really isn’t needed.

Or, OR, they could have cast an actual trans person.

You forgot the revenge song. It’s the most important part of TayTay’s girl power repertoire.

Holy. Shit.

Learning to value physical comfort over hiding “shameful” parts of my body was one of the most freeing things I ever did. I didn’t swim for years because I thought I was too fat to appear in a bathing suit, and figuring out that it didn’t fucking matter, that the world would not end if I didn’t shield it from my…

More proof that religion and LGBT rights are completely incompatible...

Aww, the poor manbabies are just sad that when they were sick with an acute case of Butthurt Fee-Fees Disorder at the Fragile Male Ego Hospital, no awesome ladies came to visit them!

You know what, I’m going to copy&paste a really good post I saw on Tumblr. Not my words, but I wish they were because they are so right.