considering you never heard of fuck, marry, kill and watch Tosh.O, i’m assuming your roughly in the 7th grade age bracket?

Oh, simmer down. You’re being such a Kathleen right now.

The parents piling on was just brutal and straight up abusive, because they’re the adults and were supposed to know better (okay, yes, Joey was like a classic TV man-child, but still).

Seriously. She was a brat.

There’s a guy I hate and I made him go away on Saturday by announcing to the room I’d been on my period for 2 weeks. The other people in the room found this hilarious. Dude you’re 23 get the hell over it.

This is the truest truth that's ever been truthed about Minneapolis.

I know! Once, I forgot my lunch for grad school, and I was sitting in my academic publication’s office with some colleagues, who were eating. It so happened that this guy, J, was the only male there, and I was starving. Some of the other women started talking about periods, ignoring J, and get on the subject of clots.…

Oh god, the period shits. I don’t think guys truly get this. I don’t enjoy period sex, usually I’m in too much pain to begin with. My partner is cool with it, but one day lamented that we should do anal while I’m on it instead.

I really, really don’t know how to tell him how much of a BAD idea that would be with my…

I don’t know if I agree that she should be named. It’s not about her, and naming her risks turning the conversation into a debate about her body, which is so fucking wrong that I can’t even articulate it. When you see an ad on tv for ice cream or life insurance or whatever, they don’t name the working actors pictured…

Guys, come on. If you just do what a cop tells you, you’ll be fine!

The woman in the room next to my aunt’s in the rest home taunted her “enemy” into bitchslapping her in the dining hall so that the enemy would be kicked out. It worked, and now she is gloating about her successful plan.

Shoulda picked a better getaway vehicle.

The key difference between him and old rich white (republican) politicians being that the latter are the only ones who have been actively misogynistic in their policies in the last 43 years.

I’m kidding around, it was a comment I saw a lot of months ago. “This is a misunderstanding! If only you knew the truth you’d be behind Gamergate! Here, please watch this 30 minute YouTube video of a guy wearing sunglasses indoors saying “females” a bunch!”

The article says he’s an attorney, plus he’s communicating with media, which tells me he’s not some random isolated farmer in the countryside. And he’s offering livestock for the teen daughter of one of the most powerful men on the planet. No. Dude is a delusional creeper. This is like 42-year-old me offering five…

I say this as someone who is hella-submissive in bed if any guy said this to me I would just get up, leave and never return.

So it’s... “Oh, you don’t like this godly hickory bat? Let me beat you with this sciencey aluminum one instead.”

Wow, 9 minutes before some benighted soul used Josh Duggar’s molestation as a platform to try to make a case against Lena Dunham!