Typical American stupidity and hypocrisy. It’s just like the people who rail against welfare and big government but are on several government aid programs themselves. Hurting a marginalized group is always more important than any kind of logical consistency. I hate this country sometimes.

They never, ever learn, do they? They always look worse when they cover it up.

I don't get hate for turkey bacon. Oscar Meyer's is kind of gross. But Jennie O's turkey bacon tastes almost exactly like the real thing.

If he ever shows up to Frozen Embryos practice, we can ask him.

Last fall I went to open a porch door. The sun was setting and it was getting dark, so I couldn't see that there was a wasp lying in wait. The stinger only scraped my hand, it didn't even break the skin. It still hurt so bad. The part that got grazed was in burning pain for two hours and the part of my hand that just…

A 1000 times this. The joke wasn’t particularly funny. But it’s the ubiquity of fitbits and fad diets that make it tough to tell myself that the diet-fitness industry is a sham and refusing to participate doesn't make you an abnormal freak.

You act like people only cheat because they want to be in an open relationship and society tells them no. That might be true for some. Some people get off on deceiving their partners. Some people get off on sneaking around, lying, and hiding. Some do it as a form of emotional abuse. I'm all for society being more…

The only time I've ever given a cat a bath is when my childhood cat got stuck under the porch and had to be dragged out through a puddle of mud and melted snow. He had to be hosed down right away so he couldn't track mud everywhere. The poor guy was not happy.

It’s your own fault if you’re a whore with defective genes. Should have thought of that before you opened your legs!

Exactly. I can tolerate and be civil towards someone with different opinions at the workplace and family gatherings. But why put work into a friendship with anyone who has stupid bullshit opinions. What does it get you besides a decreased chance you'll wind up home alone on a Saturday night. I'd rather watch a horror…

There are similar, annoying arguments about the evil females taking over male spaces like gaming and atheism. It's ridiculous. You can have single sex clubs or gatherings. That's fine. You can't claim an entire profession or media form. I don't even know how men can claim atheism since all atheism is a lack of belief…

Also, feminists tend to be very anti-war. So getting mad at feminists because men die in war just makes zero sense. Personally, I don't want people of any gender going to war unless there's just no other option. I think if we had a more feminist culture there'd be much less war.

The Bible has plenty to say about money lenders, but funnily enough, none of these "Bible believing Christians" seem to want to refuse service to bankers.

Anything that doesn’t please a red piller boner is a human rights violation. Didn’t you know that? Other things that are oppressive include being over 25, having short hair, having dyed hair, glasses, and tattoos. This is by no means a comprehensive list.

It's not like it was something deeply offensive like breastfeeding.

It's always fascinating to listen to trans women talk about the things they heard and saw when they were still presenting as male and the guys thought they were one of them. Trans women - if they don't come out extremely early in life - have the inside scoop and will often reveal all the horrible sexist things men say…

Also, women somehow are simultaneously so emotional that we can't control ourselves and keep our cool ever but we also only cry or express insecurities to be manipulative. Because we're both irrational and hysterical and cunning vixens.

Also, if men could get periods, a week of paid sick leave a month to deal with the cramps and bloating would be mandatory.

Fiorina, Carson, and Walker hate women, LGBTQ people, poor people and workers just as much as any of them. Walker has been an absolutely terrible governor and the state is doing poorly.