I had day plans. But now I’m home and drunk before firework time.

Plus, many people of sub-Saharan African descent have a gene that provides some immunity to malaria. It's the same gene that causes sickle cell anemia if you have two copies of it. White tourists don't have this gene.

Because who wants to listen to those pointy headed intellectual elites? This is America and only real "Muricans with no expertise or knowledge but real salt of the earth common sense are worth listening to.

The vast majority of atheists are not gleeful about arson. Come on.

Even Newman-Os aren't as good. Usually Newman's Own products are great.

Flu shots aren't really the issue. The issue is that measles and pertussis are coming back. For no reason other than ignorance and special snowflakeism.

Some issues are black and white. Vaccines are safe and effective. There's science and research on one side. Unfounded fee fees on the other. Anti-vaxxers are no different than flat earthers and young Earth creationists.

That whole thing about Alicia Silverstone being anti-diaper is the worst one. Most women do not have the time to sit around and watch their babies for signs they're about to shit.

I don’t know if he changed or I did. I used to really like him but over the past couple of years between him being anti-vax, saying boys who are statutory rape victims are “lucky” and claiming that bigotry isn’t much of a thing anymore and people shouldn’t complain about sexism, racism, and homophobia, I just can't…

MRAs are really fond of the two dot ellipses for some reason. Beware anyone who uses those.

I had an allergic reaction to the pertussis vaccine and I couldn't be any more against the anti-vax movement. Because I didn't get the full pertussis vaccine, I'm counting on herd immunity to keep me from ever catching it and potentially spreading it to babies too young to get vaccinated and people with compromised…

Yet another way anti-vaxxers are like gamergaters.

The fuck? Sanitation does eradicate water borne diseases like cholera. But do they not realize that people were getting and dying from polio and measles long after we started treating sewage?

Glad to see I wasn't the only one thinking "that sounds like gamergate" throughout the entire article.

People love to appropriate fat hatred.

If Lust makes you horny for Florida men, I’m going to take a hard pass.

I prefer mixing, but several Absolut flavors are pretty good straight and the only way to drink aquavit is straight. Now I really want some Linie aquavit!

Only Ted Cruz can save us from Satan? That's just precious.

In the sixth grade I was reading kiddie books like Sweet Valley Twins and the Sleepover Friends along with grown up books like the Mists of Avalon and the Witching Hour (you can bet I read the passages with sex over and over again). I was a weird kid.

Just to piss you off.