I don’t want uniformity. I don’t want a good review. I don’t want a bad review. I don’t want a person who doesn’t like the subject matter to be reviewing. You were an outlier. People liked the game pretty much. To have an outlier as the (literally) only person on the site doing the review, it’s just stupid. Again,…

Jason can you please rewrite this review so I can justify spending my money on this game. Please make sure to be as glowing as possible so I can also have someone to blame later when I realize that I wasted my money. Great talk, Thanks!

Remember, if you don’t fawn all over a title a particular reader really wants to be good, then you’re biased and incapable of impartial, rational assessment.

I’m with you on being baffled by this evident demand for uniformity across reviews and reviewers. While I definitely make use of Kotaku’s reviews in making…

Jason. You work a a company. I assume there are more than one person there. You don’t like the game or the series. So much so you skipped one of the prior TWO games. WTF would you be chosen to review it?

Does it show the game? Then it is their IP. Anything recorded in game is subject to a DMCA take down notice. If you file a counter claim, you can then be sued for damages.

I only buy stuff on Switch now, so fingers crossed for a port.

Bigger weapons you say...

But Nowi is a dragon! Don’t hold her to our human standards!!

they are in college... ... ...that just happens to be named “Something-something Middle School”

Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag.

Probably didn’t want blowback from not properly addressing racism in his fan cartoon.

*sees the next 2 weeks dominated by Switch releases*

I certainly prefer this write-up to the PC Master Race BS in the other one.

It’s apparently a B-side on the deluxe vinyl edition of Humanz.

As both a gamer and a home theater buff (and a writer), it’s annoying me that all the reviews of the X have universally focused on 4K HDR upgrades and not one mention of any consequence of the damned inclusion of equivalent sound, which was sadly missing from the S. Dolby Atmos was the missing key to letting the S be…

I’m really feeling it.

> You’ve kind of got to prepare for the hammer to come down.

I would also like to remind everyone that NSFW stuff comprises a good chunk of Patreon’s fiances. If they bite the hands that feeds them, those folks will go elsewhere, and by default, cut drastically into Patreon’s cut.