"It was a solid fighting game, or at least it could have been. There was too much boobage in my handheld game and I had to stop 3 times over the course of an afternoon to masturbate so I would have enough time to publish my review without having an erection. It made me very uncomfortable. 7.5/10"

I want Ash to show up for no reason, just to get hit by the blast and turn to stone. Doesn't even need to damage the opponent, just Ash. Best Final Smash, ever.

There is one issue with that I've seen with this program, and I've used it plenty of times with games like Payday 2 and other shooters, etc... is that it's missing at least 2 rows of horizontal pixels. Can't tell the difference until you open the steam community shift+tab and open a browser, like looking at your…

Our legs can't reach him. He keeps digging himself a deeper hole.

Uhhhh, gonna need to check if I own his game. I think this is good cause for a refund. Let the child crash and burn.

I... I feel like I need to watch these again. In reverse though.

Mount Your Bread, right?

But, this is just another example that all men are actually white.

There's a mod in the Nexus that let's you avoid the quest altogether. If not for the mod, I'd kill the last of the Blades every time I re-roll a character.

This sounds like Watch_Dogs all over again.

I would expect developers and publishers to be honest up front and tell you that you're buying a product that will receive no support or future content/patches. Microsoft gave people plenty of notice that Windows XP would no longer get support, good on them for that just like the weeks and months that we'd known Halo…

"While we'd like to regularly deliver updates to the Xbox 360 and PS3 versions as well, there are enough differences between console generations that it's not feasible to do so without impacting our ability to deliver high-quality updates in a timely fashion."

Part of me is like "why don't they map the controls to the D Pad?" and then I remember that the WiiMote by itself wasn't particularly good for Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Like, at all.

Gonna need to research this one... Going to need to consult the digital deluxe promotion website to double check all my prices.

It's basically ladder mode from Diablo II, or ranked mode in other games. You play a new character and are eligible for much better loot and new achievements/challenges. When the season ends (whenever Blizzard decides) all season/ladder/ranked characters are demoted to just plain-old regular characters. Hitting level…

So with Unreal Engine 4, it'll be easy to port this to PC, right?

I thought I had time! Damnit! I was supposed to have time!

Didn't Disney grant EA an exclusivity deal with Star Wars games too? TOR should be totally safe until whenever that deal is supposed to end or when EA sees it becoming far from profitable enough to keep running.

Mario Kart 8? You're seriously expecting people to be playing Mario Kart 8 when Hyrule Warriors has just released? There's new DLC coming out next month, sure, but then we've got Bayonetta 2 coming out. There's literally no reason to play Mario Kart 8 right now because the next big game is here.