I would gift one of those to every friend I have who has a toddler.

I can’t believe there’s something out there that’s worse than ranch on pizza, but then I read about the jelly.

I'm sure she has lovely qualities and all that but I read your comment and now I hate her.

The smell is less awful than cigarettes but it's your house and your right to ask.

Some companies do free sample, which might get her started

Laugh all y’all want but I’d rather be around the mild smell of vapor than the stench off a cigarette.

Did Jesus go to dental school? Because I don't care how holy he is, if he doesn't have the credentials he can keep his hands the fuck out of my mouth.

I have a masters degree in journalism, and I just can’t do this. I can’t be a reporter because I just can’t be the person who chases people down on the worst day of their life.

Um, no. Kid free weddings are a perfectly acceptable (and in my case preferable) thing.

Uncool to be a no show at the last minute, sure, but at least she had the good sense not to bring her kids without permission.

That doesn’t make suspension OK. They could have a demerit system or something where you get detention (NOT suspension, because dress codes are not a valid reason to make a kid miss class) after a set number, but this is ridiculous.

Fit or thin? You can be either one of those without being the other.

They were worried about her being fit or thin? Because those two things aren’t the same.

Well, I’ve been vegetarian since high school (am now in my 30s) and protein has never been an issue. ONCE in college my iron was too low to donate blood but I’m also a lady and my body likes to make a monthly deposit that can lead to low iron.

Yes but why actually read when you can jump at the chance to shit on vegetarians.

My vagina just crawled farther up inside me

My feminism definitely includes more viewings of Hiddleston ass.

Catch 22: if you need to procreate to figure that out, you probably shouldn't be procreating to begin with.

His use of “beta” makes me think he spent too much time on Reddit MRA pages.