I can’t be the only one who was mentally making the jerk-off hand motion while reading their “apology.”

WTF. Like, I've got a passport, but I'd rather not have to bring it if I'm flying domestically. Fuck you, America.

*Her life

*She

*She

These fucking people.

Those fuckers don’t deserve to have a dog.

I would pay good money to watch the bible beaters lose their minds at the site of the strip club party.

I think coming back so soon is how they make sure your order didn’t get fucked up?

One of many reasons I stopped giving a fuck about football the second my senior year marching band season was over.

Yeah. I went to Georgia and it was pathetic.

I wonder how many people from Florida were excited it was someone else for a change.

Assuming that anyone cares about your boner in a non-boner setting is a mark of misogyny.

I'm sorry you live with so little joy.

Somehow the animals will still manage to take up the whole fucking thing.

I mean, if you go into Final Jeopardy with $600 it's a pretty safe bet you're not going to win, so why not.

The right answer was “Blame Canada” from the South Park movie, right?

Because there has never been any sexual misconduct in a church, ever.

I’m fat af and I still get harassed. If anything, it’s grosser than when I was starving myself because it’s the assholes who think I should just be happy to get any attention at all.

systemic inequalities