He’s gonna need more than $50 for that

On my last birthday I asked if it mattered what I got and the barista said it was free no matter what, so IDK why it would have to be rung up a certain way.

I’ve worked retail jobs where they won’t tell people to leave after closing because they don’t want to lost the sale.

The exception would be when you know the person well enough to realize that the fallout from that would be worse. Which isn’t a defense, because they should probably avoid taking that asshole out altogether.

“Hallinan says Zimmerman has been “made to look like a racist” by the media”

I mean, I didn't get laid in high school and I still manage not to be a dick to service industry employees.

If it were the kid being an ass but a reasonable parent, they could have said something to the waiter on the DL, like, can you just bake it and we'll tell him it's grilled with no lines.

For me it’s because I’m sick of having every little thing blamed on being fat.

But pun intended with “hip?”

I’m a fatty with 6 tattoos (so far). They’ve done so much for my appreciation for my body. I choose to show off parts of my body now because I want the ink visible, when I might have chosen to cover that part in the past.

Missing out on things because of my body.

Sometimes I leave work right when high schools let out and this is me when I try to stop and grab food on the way home.

Also, piling extra people into a room to save money. Nope, I’ll spend the extra few bucks and get my peace and quiet, you drunken fools.

I don’t understand why people get a bug up their asses about splitting a check. It takes like two extra seconds for people to determine what they owe, and then you don’t have the unfairness of non-drinkers paying extra for someone’s alcohol or vegetarians paying for someone’s steak.

Carrying heavy shit on the subway. Fuck it, I’m taking a cab.

It’s like trucknutz for your forehead.

I need a shower. What is the best product for one to scrub things out of their brain?

Why do you think anyone cares about your narrow-assed opinions

I care about my own comfort more than some hateful asshat’s so I will let my jiggle fly when it's hot. If someone doesn't like it they can look the fuck elsewhere.