As long as you don’t turn that into thinking others shouldn’t wear tank tops because they don't want to or can't change that they have flabby arms.

Let it flap in the breeze.

As someone who used to live in the state: this is the most Georgia thing to ever Georgia

My hair would not hold that look. It's too slippery.

I thought those freckles looked fake af. Is this how we’re darkening people without actually painting on blackface makeup now?

It's not.

That gif is me, after 5 minutes in the sun using anything less than spf 50.

That's what she said?

When I sat on a bench sobbing because I had just lost my job, multiple people stopped to ask if I was ok.

But I guess it's still ok to put her name on regular leather, because fuck those cows, amirite

Yup. And a (white? I assume?) man will always try to speak over people who are marginalized.

A woman reporter covering an industry exploiting women of color. Of COURSE a man thinks he can speak over them.

Hov is Jay-Z. From Jay-hovah, like Jehovah, because he's a rap god. And apparently super modest.

It's probably just someone trying to get Hillary to drop out of the race.

I like the cut of your jib.

ADD FILLING, DON’T SUBTRACT IT

This is why I think proposals should be more of a formality that happens after there has been some kind of discussion about marriage and both parties know you're on the same page.

My mom did the AncestryDNA one and there were unexpected roots in the Middle East, which I kinda want to tell my racist, Arab-mocking aunt about. Except I don't speak to her because she's terrible.

It looks like a turd as it comes out of a dog’s anus.