Would it involve poblano peppers? Because that sounds painful.

I think they're those ads in the back of the Village Voice.

I buy wine and beer from FreshDirect! It probably varies by state though.

I want to strangle that CO bitch.

Shotgun?

As someone working on a PhD I must say OH HELLLL NOOOOOOOOOOO

Ehhhh, my cousin got married on New Years Eve and it was fun. But I also hate NYE so it was nice to have something else to do.

THAT is seriously your takeaway here?

This bride doesn’t have enough do deal with, so you’ve gotta swoop in and shit on her dress and figure?

Wow, that’s a massive invasion of privacy. What you post on your personal page is none of their business.

Appearance has nothing to do with health.

I've done MediFast and other similar starvation programs. It's disgusting that these are even legal to market. They are extremely dangerous and should be put out of business.

Everything is chemicals!

I’m sorry for your loss.

Because the only thing we’re any good for is giving birth!

I go front to back through my legs too. Less dabbing and more pushing through though. I have short arms and a chubby torso that combine to make reaching around uncomfortable.

I'm also a fast pooper. it's probably because I eat a lot of vegetables and don't eat meat, but when it's coming, it's coming NOW.

The sizeist misconception that fat people are lazy.

I read that as "fucking all over the place" and was like "well, I'm game"