My spouse has been crushed that my junkie ex-con closed down her Facebook as it was a live action soap opera 24/7, making up for everything ABC cancelled.

Anyone who does that is such a bald face liar. They always come back, whether it’s facebook, instadouche, or twitter, they all come back to one of them because they NEED the attention.

Me reading your comment:

Yeah, I’ll admit there are a couple of people I stay friends with simply for all their drama.

God, so true. Most of my facebook friends are like, my actual friends (or at least were at one point) and are generally pretty restrained but luckily the people who post absurd drama on facebook are the same people who don’t know/don’t care about privacy settings. Every once in a while a friend of a friend goes off…

I know Zuck tries to tell us Facebook/social media is going to change the world, build stronger connections, and make everything better.

I turned to my wife and said “Why does no one in this universe ever wear a fu**ing hat in a damn snowstorm?”!!

A quiet, dark place? Just like Old Yeller’s final resting place.

Does anyone else have a SO who can’t help but spoil themselves and then ruin the show for you because they have to tell someone?

And none of them had hats on, not even Gendry with his shaved head. WTF, boy? You’re from the South, you’re going to freeze solid in .5 seconds.

Yes! I immediately shouted “WHERE ARE THEIR FUCKING HATS? WHITEWALKERS SHITEWALKERS, THEY’RE GONNA DIE FROM NOT DRESSING FOR THE ELEMENTS!” at Mr. Doll. I also may have excitedly shoved my phone into his face upon seeing this headline. #patient

You get a frostbitten ear, and you get a frost bitten ear, and you and you and EVERYONEEEEE

WHERE’S THE TUQUES!

We’ve already had it determined in the plot that he’s too dumb to live . . .

I said it in my Minnesota accent.

Wisconsin, that’s just a diet Minnesotan accent.

SAME. I’m in Canada so first I had flashbacks from last February, then I just laughed at the sight of them walking into that storm without hoods or anything to cover their ears..

“Mom, I don’t want to wear the mittens or my hat.”

I still ruminate about that dumb scene where Robb was in a tent bundled for a blizzard while his wife lolled about naked without even a blanket.

Oh my dad was huge on all that - “You’re letting the heat out! You’re letting the cool out!” If I happened to leave a room for one second without turning off the light, he’d yell: ”Once-ler!” - he’s very big on Lorax references.