Angela: What if it’s a girl?
Dwight: Irrelevant question. Section 5A, child shall be male.
Angela: Hey. Uh-uh. I cannot control that. You can’t put that in here.
Dwight: Yes you can.
Angela: No.
Dwight: It’s as simple as keeping the womb extremely warm for two days after sex, and then extremely cold for five months.
Angela…

This fool thinks he can make any woman he’s ever met orgasm.

...with warm wishes and kind regards,
Ramsey Bolton.

I find it hard to trust women who don’t have female friends. I would be miserable without my girlfriends. Female friendships are important for mental health.

No one is under any moral or legal obligation to think like me, but I find it weird that Angelina Jolie does not seem to have any female friends. Those kids are going to grow up, Brad will leave again and she’ll be stuck with maybe her brother? I picture her wandering some French castle in a hooded cloak, talking to…

Aaron Carter wasn’t hot when he was Aaron Carter. I embarringly thought Nick Carter was hot because of puberty and that rain video. But then Timberlake came along and blew him out of the water (that sounds sexual but it isn’t). My, how my tastes have changed since then.

I KNOW, RIGHT?!! In the Daily Fail (I couldn’t resist reading their coverage of this), the reporter noted that there were six women on the jury and two men. In the jury interviews, they were dismissing jurors who had experienced similar types of sexual assaults, and I was thinking, “How did you find six women who…

This, so much this. A woman knows when she’s been groped. Even as we’re second-guessing ourselves, we know.

I’m sort of of the same mind as FlowBee here, though - where does it end? Could he be on the debate team (or college equivalent - idk)? Could he join the Spanish Club? Study abroad? I am not sure I see the logic of admitting him to a private institution (who could have just denied his application, on very…

and then someone at that job finds out what you did and someone on the internet writes an article about it and the company fires him from whatever job he was trying to make with his life instead of football anyway.

Recently a man grabbed my breast and shook it after opening the door for me at a gas station. I was in shock and just stood there dumbfounded for a couple of minutes. I told the cashier inside as he was still outside getting gas but she just shrugged. He cat called me as I walked to my car and I shot him a bird, got…

Agreed. Here’s a different, but similar scenario:

Hmm. I have mixed feelings. What he did was terrible but in general, I’m against criminals that have served their time continuing to be punished once they’ve been released. When you’re out, you’re out.

THIS. You don’t just start sexually assaulting people with one of the biggest stars at the time. You start with the no ones that you can get away with it because they are too afraid to make waves. He has done this before. I am waiting to see if anyone will come forward once this is over.

Seriously, I am so proud of her responses. These questions are dumb as fuck and her replies are perfect.

RIGHT. Several years ago I was groped on a busy subway and I remember thinking at first that I *must* be mistaken. There were so many people around - surely one of them would say something? Ughhh makes me sick just to think about it. I’ve played it over in my head so many times on how I wish I had reacted differently.

And it’s a totally irrational thought, totally independent of the big part of our brains! I mean, the big part of your brain is feeding you all the correct information— I can feel a hand on my bare ass, there is a man standing next to me, and yes, it is his hand— and still, your thought is “Wait, is this maybe…

I think millions of women read that line and nodded in agreement.

The first couple of milliseconds, I thought it must be a mistake

I hear that entire apology in the voice of Les Grossman.