I was part of their newsletter mailing in the beginning, a fresh college graduate trying to “be an adult” but was quickly annoyed when I felt like I was being talked down to by the snotty popular girls. I’ve found better, more informative newsletters since.

I know this is weird, but I don’t think his mom is ruining him either by going with it, tbh. My brother is an adult, but mentally a lot younger. He told me he doesn’t like racist or sexist people but “Donald Trump sure does make a lot of funny faces and I like those.” Explaining to him exactly why I was so scared of a…

Pickle, Trump is very sensitive about the size of the white hose. Best not ask about it.

I agree with his mom. She might as well humour this phase. Could be worse. Could be a Cruz cosplay.

Dollars to donuts, he is on cocaine. If only he could be forced to try and pass a drug test...

Same. I can just imagine him pacing around his penthouse, mostly naked groggy woman draped on the couch, ranting about Priebus.

I was thinking earlier that people had said cocaine as a joke but that guy’s speaking fluent coke.

I only read the clip above and was thinking “How much fucking blow does this guy do for breakfast?”

I know the third hasn’t been released yet, but I’m looking forward to the fourth on the power of the title alone: SwampFuckers 4: The SJW from the Black Lagoon.

Certain interviews with Charlie Sheen had that air to them, and some of them aren’t all that far off from Scaramucci’s rant.

Did you read it? Because that’s pure fucking cocaine. I’m scared to read it again, my heart is racing as it is.

as an avid reader of Playboy in the 70s and 80s i can honestly say yes.

I don’t... like, could consuming that nonsense even qualify as reading? I am so impressed by the reporter’s ability to say things like, “Why do you think that?” rather than, “Bahahahaha, did you, a middle-aged man, seriously just refer to yourself in the third person as the Mooch?”

“The swamp will not defeat him,” he said, breaking into the third person. “They’re trying to resist me, but it’s not going to work.”

You guys ever read an interview with someone and say to yourself at the end: “Holy shit that guy was on a lot of cocaine.”?

I love kiddy hugs. I do not want sloppy kid kisses, even (usually) from my own adorable toddler. Little kid mouths are slimy and gross.

Thank you from all your co-workers, interns, temps and delivery people. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

Can confirm Jane’s approach is effective. In my case, it was a senior VP at a place I once worked, who enjoyed pinching the cheeks of his female subordinates. My office mate was a frequent victim, but didn’t feel equipped to call him out. The first time he tried it on me, my arm shot up to bat his hand away, and I…

All of these responses are good ones, but your response to GRAMPS is EXACTLY SPOT ON. It IS sexual and the ONLY way to protect yourself is to call it out shamelessly. Fuck that creepy old creep!

People need to stop tip toeing around family members who are being assholes.