When my kids were younger, and shorter, in the land of jacked up pick up trucks, I told them OVER AND OVER in parking lots to pay attention, because other people might not see them (or their short mother), and if a truck was backing up and you were behind it, slap the truck and get out of the way. It ALWAYS made…

I was thinking if I was her, I would be so desperate to talk to the police about what I saw/heard that I would also try to get their attention. Slapping the car seems safer than running at the car or yelling at them! It’s so tragic.

It is known.

Grammarian Hot Take:

Bachmann may have said some of those thing, but that’s not really what I’m hearing on the ground from the majority of minnesotans.
Its a more subtle racism wherein they only now care about the police because a white woman was shot.

Words were typed that were in error. Apologies were enacted.

“Lord, we don’t ask for much. But could you smite Michele Bachmann and do your followers a solid? Amen. All praise to God.”

Slapping a car is the common gesture for “Hey! You are the driver I have been waiting for, but you appear to be passing by without seeing me!”

why are you furthering a biased narrative?

It’s so annoying when I’m just walking down the street and “become deceased.” It’s a real hassle.

I for one applaud Michelle Bachmann, and I am going to answer her call to action by bravely calling her a racist Islamaphobic bigot.

Well, there you go. Police car was being assaulted and the officer’s gun was fired, at which point the assailant became deceased.

“That’s what I see in Minnesota — too many people who are afraid of being called ‘racist,’ ‘bigots,’ ‘Islamophobe,’ ” Bachmann said. “I’m not afraid of it.”

I didn’t have a bachelorette party and my wedding was still amazing and I’m still married. There’s no part of me that regrets not having one.

Thank you. I’m so sick of all the woman-centered parts of a wedding (shower, bach party, dress shopping, etc etc) getting judgemental think pieces about how we’re doing it wrong. I’m getting married in September and I can’t fucking wait so people can stop asking me about the planning, the bridesmaids can stop worrying…

“I....I’m Jeff. You know, Jeff Sessions. Like, I’m the AG and local resident Racist Keebler Elf? I interface with the racists. The President can’t just talk directly to the racists?”

Okay, I should not share this story. Humiliating does not even begin to describe it. I was friends with a bride to be and secretly had a crush on her. It was no big deal. I was a big boy and always kept my emotions in check. Anyway, the woman responsible for throwing the bachelorette party came to me and asked me…

When does he fire Trump?

As a forner bartender, I hate these parties with the fire of a thousand suns. There is nothing liberating about getting obnoxiously drunk, bothering patrons by asking them to buy $2 buttons, screaming like a hot mess that never saw a dick before because “mah girlz!” The bachelor parties I encountered tended to be a…

I had to stop reading halfway through. Why do we have to fucking dissect everything? Some people want to go have a crazy weekend, others want quiet and fun, others want nothing at all. Who cares? NOT EVERYTHING IS A MAJOR FEMINIST ISSUE.