I teared up for the little girl, but it was really for me. Pure joy, when we need it most.

I met Adam and Chris at the upstairs bar at the Metro in Chicago during a Scratchie Records showcase (James Iha from Smashing Pumpkins was a co-owner of the label, and he was there, too). It was right after their first album came out, and they were not well known, but I instantly fell in love with the band. After…

Good god. Putting aside the video, that is some of the most unpleasant music I have ever heard. Let’s pretend this never happened.

Well, in this case, there is a larger point to be made — the police/prosecution needed to give the shooter a free pass to be able to prosecute the pregnant black lady who was shot and lost her baby. Ordinarily, no black person in Alabama (or any Southern state) will escape prosecution on that ground, especially if…

Stand Your Ground, gun rights, etc. are not laws that apply to black people.  Indeed, quite the opposite.  

Was it really necessary to, for the first time ever, juxtapose photos of the late, great Les Paul with the smirking, ridiculous, and regretfully still alive mug of Fred Durst flipping the bird?

Not this time.  We made it up.

Agreed.  My neighbors must think I’m a bit weird at the way I keep laughing out loud while mowing the lawn.

“’At’s right, ‘at’s right. (Winks). Attaboy, Will.

For him, not a qualification.

Wow, from that header picture, I now know where the design for the Scream mask came from.

That seems slightly more plausible although, again, this is hardly the first time that SHS “let” the Orange Menace give an interview when he said, ahem, something egregiously stupid and indefensible. And it’s a little hard to mitigate this particular train wreck. In any event, who the hell is he going to get who could…

There is no conceivable way that she left because Dumbass POTUS yet again said something egregiously stupid and indefensible. She lived for that shit. By the way, SHS also violated the Hatch Act on a consistent basis.

No, Kitty!  Don’t drink from the bowl!!!

A few years back, I repeatedly and emphatically told a supposed ex-girlfriend that “just because it’s over doesn’t mean it’s really over” and she slapped a restraining order on me.

Wrong, wrong, wrong. It’s That Thing You Do’s Ethan Embry.

I STILL REMEMBER ALADDIN!

And with those new huge testicles, they’ll be “hanging” Chads, if ya know what I mean. ;)

I’m laughing and weeping uncontrollably at the same time.

One of the best Far Sides ever.  So, so twisted....