I’m so sorry.  That was such a horrible cover.  Done in a listless monotone, and removed the song’s gigantic hook -- the raising of the pitch on the second Go! in “Go, Speed Racer - Go-oh.”  

I’m starting a petition to have this AV Club article changed to my exact specifications. Who’s with me?!

No, Inflata-Barb is my side piece. She’s gonna have to wait until my wife’s business trip for her special day.

Great! It’s May 24 and I already have a Valentine’s Day plan for me and my wife! I can’t wait to see her face when she opens the card and sees two tickets to Sonic the Hedgehog and two gift certificates to Sonic burgers!

I never want to see that guy again.

“Weeell, having had my third glass of red, it’s time for me to go Number One. No offense, Will.”

He’s just mad because he’s in love with a Dany himself.

To me, it was obvious that the horse was Kevin Terwilliger’s, or Bill Kensington’s (or whoever that Golden Company guy was).  At the outset of the battle, he was de-horsed and his horse ended up on the ground, looking wounded, and then Bill/Kevin was Grey Wormed in the back, and his horse went unclaimed in the chaos…

Clearly, she had a “weapon” — the ability to have the passenger kicked off the plane for no justifiable reason.

“I’m not saying she should have been so pissy with the vodka-seeking passenger, and obviously having him thrown off the plane was extreme over-reaction, but at least you might think about why that flight attendant was in such a shitty state of mind.”

I just read the headline, but, man, Elizabeth Holmes has seen better days.

Yes, the white, European exception.

Hate the sin, not the sinner.

That’s Bootie Judge, Bitch.

Can we do it this way?

After the initial euphoria of the crew had passed, the subsequent feeling was one of deflation, a limp, flaccid, sense of impotence in the face of what was, clearly, a huge boner.  

Just a story? Oh, shit. So, my quitting my job and trading my car for a horse to go fight for Queen Dany over the Narrow Sea was a dumb move, is what you’re saying?

“She went full heel because she’s a Targaryen who desired the throne no matter what the cost.”

Bloody brilliant, baby!

The soul patch is the ugliest and most embarrassing form of facial hair, particularly in middle-aged or older guys who thinks it makes them look “edgy.” Sorry for sharing this personal hangup.