Seeing these later seasons of GoT makes me dread what those two will do to Star Wars.

She’s going to be “busy” pursuing “other professional opportunities.”

John Stamos in a wig.  

“HBO presents the following original series, Game of Bones.”

“when finished.”  Hah.  Good one.  

You do NOT want to order the spaghetti and meatballs at Applebee’s.

I was kinda referring to the two siblings who are not confined to a wheelchair and could conceivably care for a direwolf, and, as humans and not Three-Eyed Ravens, could get some pleasure from it (this assumes, of course, that Jon did not know at this point that Arya was leaving Winterfell to go on her kill-Cersei…

Both of whom lost their wolves, by the way, and would likely love to care for another.

Ghost gets ghosted. Couldn’t possibly have just let him stay at Winterfell, which is plenty northern-y for a wolf.  This guy gets more douchey every week.

Which explains the scene from Season 1 where Bran talks to his peasant friend “Noroom.”

I assumed that she was doing this as a calculated risk so that she could burn the ships once they missed. Then she .. doesn’t burn the ships, thereby making the whole crazily risky maneuver entirely pointless. WHY DIDN’T SHE BURN THE SHIPS?

“We told them, why don’t you join our program and we will provide seeds… Either join us or grow other potatoes. That way, we are willing to let go of the case,” a PepsiCo representative told CNN.

Because it would be too perfect, I assume that the soundtrack does not contain a remake of Siouxsee and the Bannshees’ Peek-a-Boo, with the lyrics changes to Pee-eek-a -Choo! Pee-eek-a-Choo!

Groot.

How is it possible that she doesn’t know that Littlefinger is dead when he was very publicly executed?

He’s bloody fucking awful at it, and so is Tyrion. If those douchenozzzles hadn’t decided that kidnapping a wight to show Cersei was such a great, compelling idea, the army of the dead is still milling around north of the wall, dragonless, and three live dragons and an army await them after the presumably considerable…

Looking forward to hearing this, but my god has this man come up with some heinous album covers in the last two decades, this new one definitely not excepted.

That is literally the weirdest thing I have ever seen.  

“James, I need your help, now!”

Believe me, they’re not.  Which is why I’m posting on AV Club right now rather than working.