Joe Murica: “I didn’t buy that argument with the DACA illegals and I’m not buying it with Malia Obama!”

Looks like that was a mistake by AV Club, which was corrected.  Given the correction, I retract my specific vitriol.   

Man, that last statement by Bloodshot is super cold and awful. “Being around Lydia’s pain, which was directly caused by the scumbag partner of Bloodshot’s top executive, would would be a total buzzkill for the rest of us, so we’re just gonna fire her.” I love a lot of Bloodshot artists, but this is heartless and…

It still boggles the mind that Queen for a long period of time had Paul Rogers as their lead singer. I cannot imagine a worse choice to replace the operatic, charismatic Freddy Mercury, than the dull, workmanlike, pedestrian Rogers. Adam Lambert makes tons more sense.

He’s started to spend some tanning sessions with his boss.

Dmitri from Moscow here!  Who says that we cannot vote in American election?  I vote 5 times for Trump!  High five!

Prax - Great argument. Compare some of the Beatles lesser-known or lesser-quality works (and, inexplicably, one of their best) with the biggest, best hits of other bands. Three of the Beatles songs you named are from the White Album, where the entire ethos was to put out a double album that was stranger and more experi…

The Safety Dance, the Underbite (ironic and unironic versions), the Moonwalk (Governor Northam iteration only), and the Ostrich.

Did you still get to use the COTM designated parking space?

Yep, “Mrs. Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter” is exactly the same level of quality as Yesterday and Hey Jude.  It’s easy to see why the Beatles and Herman’s Hermits, Gerry and the Pacemakers, etc. all achieved exactly the same level of fame.

Me and a friend used to like to change the lyrics of that song to:

Just one of these damn movies should have been titled All About Yves.

Because he’s seen a thing or two.  Bum-da-dum-bum-bum-bum.

I agree.  We’ve really run out of ideas.

“Marty be bad....”

This is kinda like if Marty McFly got stuck in the 50's, and realized that he would now have to murder Chuck Berry.

Imagine his surprise when he finds out that the Rutles are the bestselling, most beloved, act of all time, and everyone thinks his songs are just parodies.

You’re confused.  She licks America and she doesn’t like donuts.

I assumed that, off camera, he just jumped out the window right after Tommen, in the kind of display of unmitigated loyalty and devotion for which cats are so well-known.

It’s been awhile since I read it, but my general impression is that the book was way overstuffed, with far too much detail that did not add to the story, that was seemingly in there just to make the book longer and seem more “important.” Tarrt seemingly set out to right an “important” novel rather than a good novel.…