And some nine months later, Little Miss Chris Barron Callmeivan entered the world.

Perhaps the first of the modern manic pixie dream girl movies that has a remarkably cute Kay Lenz playing a hippie chick, and hitting on old straitlaced William Holden (who could be her grandfather), for some inexplicable reason, and he resists her advances, for some inexplicable reason, but then ultimately succumbs.…

Oh yeah, YOU’RE farty, you farty fart!

Surprisingly, it’s because Episode IX is set entirely on the Moon of Naboo.

I read that in two ways, and one of those ways is highly implausible , to say the least.

Ravens, owls, Pony Express, guys on soapboxes, The FoxNews Herald Examiner. It would get out.

Well, I’m 54 and I feel just gr ,,,fjkjfnjknwf,...............................................,.......................................

The silhouette is almost as bad, with the ski jump think in back and his baby boy pouting lip. I think they should use a picture of an orangutan, which looks a lot like him, but in a totes adorable way.

Yeah, a lot more Hjyundais and Tjoyotas these days.

“Directly?” The electoral college exists. That’s what got us into this mess. If we “directly” elected presidents, Trump could not have gotten in because 20,000 people in three states picked him over Hillary.

How about a fly?

Naah, it was just a Prattfall.

I think that’s a Liam.

Glad to hear he’s not working back in the family appliance store in Erie.

Opeaser!

So how did they attach the chains to the dragon?

In Westeros it’s a Maesters.

As of now, 2:08 p.m., EDT, the Kinjapocalypse has begun. Oh, the humanity!

We're gonna teach 'em how to say goodbye, say goodbye, you and I!

Would you like me to deliver a message to your wife?