“Sore winner” is a good description. That photo under Clinton’s portrait is just the epitome of class and maturity.

My thoughts exactly. I’m sick of hearing about man-children throwing deadly tantrums.

I wish I could star this twice. I’m laughing at work, here.

Same! Social anxiety is like the one kind of anxiety I don’t have much of, but I realized a couple of years ago that *everyone* feels awkward sometimes, so maybe it’s OK to stop beating myself up for it and just go confidently forward.

OK, watching this happen to some random old guy makes me sad, but thinking about it happening to Dump makes me giggle. :)

I read “Url” as sounding like “Earl,” instead of URL, and it sounded reasonable for a second. Ha.

“Betsy” is cute for a little girl, but also respectable for a grown woman. Like, you can easily imagine Dr. Betsy Lastname, or Judge Betsy Lastname. Not so with lots of these youneeek names.

I’m obviously pleased with this failure, but I stared at the picture at the top for like a minute. Why is this teen girl on the right super excited to be seeing Paul Ryan? (I mean, I can’t imagine anyone getting excited about that, but especially not a teen girl.) 

It’s simple! Keep an aspirin between your knees. (The employer won’t pay for the aspirin, either.)

Right? And getting back into the workforce TWO MONTHS after having a baby? Yeah, when you have a newborn, you’ve got all the time in the world for searching for a job.

Yep. Similar things happened with me when my mom died, and when I was robbed at gunpoint. I remember certain details, like they’re forever burned in my mind.

I can’t picture this ending well. I know I wouldn’t react well to him explaining how he’d gotten my number. But, hey, I’m sure someone out there would be ~*~flattered~*~ by the attention. *vom*

Is... is that meant to be a selling point of some kind?!

I thought it was going to be about the singer P!nk! I guess I’m not hip to the jive.

This. I’m no fan of the Kardashians (and that’s an understatement!) but I want her to heal. I’ve been in a couple of situations where I’ve feared for my life, and I wouldn’t wish that fear on anyone.

“we Christians, we’re the ones that have been persecuted and to the point we’ll be prosecuted if we didn’t keep our mouth shut.”

This reminds me of a polyamory group that I used to belong to, that referred to this as “Relationship broken - make more people.” :/

Can we get rid of “thought leader” as well? Pretty please?

This makes me think about a story my BFF told me. At the time, she worked for an international study organization, and brought a bunch of international visitors to visit with the Native Americans. They were disappointed that the folks on the reservation weren’t “Indian enough.” Apparently because they wore jeans and…

THIS. I went shopping for clothes recently and most of the shirts had that cutout “cold shoulder” thing going on. I can’t wear that to my semi-conservative office!