OMG, your great gran sounds like she was awesome!

There are many of these nutjobs who don’t believe that Snopes is a credible source. My uncle, who is nowhere near this bad, refuses to believe that Snopes is credible because they’re a part of The Liberal Media. :p

Ugh, fancy-ass dishes. I recently cleaned out my childhood home after my mom’s death, and there were SO MANY fancy-ass dishes. They were wedding gifts 40 years ago, and most were stored in the attic the entire time. I kept two boxes, then donated most of them to the homeless shelter. I live in a tiny apartment and am…

You’ve heard of the Little Drummer Boy Game, right?

After a certain point, the numbers don’t matter. It could be 0 or -40, it is all kind of miserable. But you just kind of... deal with it. It is what it is, and you survive.

Yep. In my experience: 

Any time I get nostalgic for the years I spent in Minnesota, I’ll come back and visit this story.

OMG FOOD BABY

CUCKS!!!1

I also went to an all-girl high school. I could have written your post nearly verbatim. Not everyone would have enjoyed it, but it was good for me, and I am glad I had the opportunity.

OMFG that is a great name for a Great Dane!

This whole thing reminds me of a “pro-life” flyer I have seen a million times at the farmer’s market here in Philly. It asks why so many black babies are aborted, and has about a billion quotes from Margaret Sanger, as if her racist, eugenicist viewpoints are the core of Planned Parenthood today. It makes me so angry…

God had a shitty, shitty plan.

Scooter’s is AWESOME. Forget Starbucks if there’s a Scooters in the vicinity.

“they figured I just didn’t like the taste of coriander because people always tell them they have an allergy but really don’t”

When I was in 7th grade, my classmates and I bullied a teacher so badly, mostly about her facial hair, that she quit. Kids are assholes. But quitting is a more valid response than yelling racist garbage at the kids.

I set up a recurring donation to Planned Parenthood today.

I have family in Nebraska and can confirm: Sasse is a dick. He got elected on these horrible ads where he had his two tween daughters talking about how much their daddy hates Obamacare. Leave your fucking children out of it.

I’ve been thinking that all day - I need a dog to snuggle. Or a sleepy cuddly baby.

This. I’m kind of nostalgic for the days of W, even though I was heartbroken when W was elected. I never thought of W as dangerous in the same way, though.