Parzival is fat but not black in the book.

They absolutely use the microphone. On multiple occasions I’ve had ads for stuff I ONLY talked about with people and never typed in at all. I really don’t have any doubts about it.

I’m glad this was written. If I caught myself behaving like any of the innumerable self-entitled idiots I see online everyday, I should be very ashamed and embarrassed.

Online, one always has the sense that great swathes of gamers are self-entitled children with no concept of their own ignorance. Of course, many of…

What’s so hard to understand about this? It’s not replacing free mods. Modders can’t use the system to charge money for their previously free mods.

Was surprised that Hanzo’s best practices section doesn’t mention that a good one-hit KO move at close to medium range is to aim a scatter arrow at the floor about a meter in front of an enemy’s feet. The scatter arrows immediately reflect upwards in a cone shape and the enemy absorbs most of them, if not all. Aside…

How is it Molyneux is able to get funding for his projects? That’s a question to which I’d love to see someone at Kotaku find an answer.

A tree? Or was it a Sudowoodo?

God, this stuff is so dumb.

Anime is obviously hentai.

So what if Christians object to that characterization? Why should I give a shit? I happen to think Christianity is a bunch of fairy-tale nonsense, and this idea about Jesus doing magic is an improvement on the tale. Do I not have the right to express that opinion?

What kind of fucking idiot terrorist would actually put a timer display on the bomb? Bombs in movies have displays to facilitate the audience’s understanding of the situation. Only in a handful of conceivably real-life situations would someone bother to put a timer display on the actual bomb. It would be a total waste…

People only shit on The Phantom Menace because it’s fashionable to shit on The Phantom Menace. It’s really tiresome to hear. The worst thing about the movie was Jar Jar, but that’s mainly because ever since the movie came out self-absorbed dipshits have decided to outsource the process by which they form opinions to…

I downloaded an HD copy of the trailer so I could watch it frame by frame. Here are a few things I noticed, which I couldn’t on lower-quality versions.

I downloaded an HD copy of the trailer so I could watch it frame by frame. Here are a few things I noticed, which I couldn’t on lower-quality versions.

"irregardless" 0:45

Why is it some people have to make these sweeping generalizations?

Patricia, as others have pointed out, this really isn't an issue with Bungie's choices as a developer; this is about the publisher, Activision, and its dealings with the console manufacturers. Surely, as a games journalist, it's clear to you how these things work. And how many Bungie fans is "some Bungie fans"? …

*narrows eyes suspiciously*

In what way are hexagons a reference to Marathon?