I actually had a small involuntary shudder at that. “Why can’t you just make the fabric back into one piece?”

As an ex- fitting lady, I thank you with love.

And extremely easy to alter.

As a professional Milliner, I thank you, and I want to kiss you right on the face. This drives me mental too!

Speaking as a Scot, I accept your apology. That said, we might be open-minded about menstruation, but we do love us some murdurin’.

😄 That gave me the biggest smile! Thank you so much!! They were brilliant to make, and the couple were the sweetest. I miss that job...

Are you me?! I was showing some new friends a picture of me 13 years ago, when I was a UK size 8, and universally they were all cooing about how gorgeous I was. Charmingly, they all ascribed it to my haircut! “You should really wear it short like that again, it really suits your face!” Nothing to do with the extra…

Yep! That's me. Any weight gained is belly, and not in a cute way.

Pushed the check folder away from her chest and tried to put his hand/ the money down her shirt. 😡

Tears! Snork-laughing can’t stop! Send help!

A wedding, a funeral, a job interview? These things often require a tie especially funerals, as the tie can be the means of wearing respectful black.

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I always want to make this point when it comes up. It’s true, but she was actually the mother of the little kid in calipers at the start of the the movie, and wore makeup to age her when Hanks was her son.

I'm 43. I hear you, and I know them feels. My window slammed shut so fast the glass cracked. 😔

Properly guffawing right now! 😂

I doubt I'd have been hired if she'd thought that! She was a fricken dinosaur. With. A. Mullet.

I was 19, 5’ tall, and very girlie. IT WAS GLORIOUS!

Any job would be more fun in those babies!!

When I was 19 and working admin in a law firm, the HR manager told me she didn’t think girls should be “allowed” to wear trousers to the office. She felt it made them look “slovenly”. The next day I turned up in a three piece grey pinstripe trousersuit. And a cravat. Because: contrarian.

Honestly, the quizzing I get from his tiny classmates is hysterical.