I’m a single mum, and when my kid was five he was getting grief about it in school. I asked him how he responded when kids questioned him, and he replied thusly, “I tell ‘em that my mummy had two husbands and they went away when I was borned.” This is his version of me being married once, amicably divorced, then…

She was one of my favourite brides! The back of the cake had other superheroes doing their thing all up the tiers. 😀

Ha ha! I worked for a cake shop making custom toppers. Those are just two of my many many favourites. (Now I want to make a Batmanatee!)

Ooh ooh ooh! I make these!! My favourites were the (very subtle) Batman and Wonder Woman, and Christmas Manatees. Looking frantically for photos now...

SPORRAN! I'm terribly distressed by your utilikilt.

No no noooooo. Nope! My Gran was a kiltmaker. I'm a tailor/ milliner. Seeing that thing made my soul weep...

I had a slightly similar situation, and the number of people who crawled out the woodwork to tell me he'd cheated after our breakup - they'd known for YEARS he was appalling and said nothing.

Arch-nemesis? Perhaps.

Did Greg Kinnear sit on a champagne picnic...?! I had to google the movie!

I know! His poor, poor tush...

No, Hubs and I were bf and gf! Neither of us even remembered the girl, but we were nice enough to pretend we did. Perhaps not convincingly or enthusiastically enough! Ծ‸Ծ

I used to be a horror on a plane. I mean, only from the inside! I used to buckle up and tell the Attendant that I was at least slightly sedated and that I'd try not to be a bother. Any deviations from schedule and I'd end up getting hammered whilst silently weeping under a blanket. Twenty years and some…

(Shudder!)

I don't know that one? A quick trip to IMDb...

It was actually during. My description was apparently too coy!

I feel sick just looking at your poor wrist!

I still think about her and smile.

Not our honeymoon, but our first anniversary. We'd had a bereavement ON our wedding anniversary, so on the Saturday after, to remind ourselves of good times, we booked the bridal suite at the hotel our wedding had been at the previous year. They remembered us when we checked in and were so lovely. We went up to the…