I’ll happily listen to “dumb at” from here on out, if it means no ever uses “on accident” again (instead of “by accident”).

Yes, but does it come in plaid?

I was going through a 30s phase. I wanted to look like Faye Dunaway in Chinatown.

I’m 38 and I’m of Italian descent, meaning I’ve had a mustache since age 9. Aging has been weird as hell for me because as everyone around me starts complaining about their bodies (saggy boobs, big hips, stretchmarks, body hair) I’m like “I’ve had all that since puberty!” It’s kind of like I showed up to the bar…

What if women who wanted kids started matching and entering into civil partnerships with other women who want kids (straight women too?) And joining single mom/civil mom co-ops? I mean . . . don’t we already do this de facto? So many husbands/dads out there only have minimal involvement by his choice. What if we just…

Democrats are so out of touch they don’t even realize that there is no legislative or judicial or executive path out of this for the foreseeable. There’s a zero percent chance (it is in fact mathematically impossible) of winning a supermajority in the senate for impeachment, so Trump is staying his full term. The…

Thing is, single parent is a blanket term covering the legendary heroes who do it all on their own, and those who get tons of support from the co-parent. Should be something like “solo parent” for the former.

Thank you. I take it proudly I am queenking of the parental holidays.

Brendan Fraser is my everything.

I believe you’re referring to a “moo” point. It refers to it being like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter.

That’s a shame (if true) about her retiring. She was so lovely and fun to watch in A LIFE LESS ORDINARY with Ewan MacGregor. I think she’s so underrated as a comedic actress.

I am serious. There have been a number of men who have slapped me, shoved their cocks down my throat and put their hands on my neck when there was no prior discussion about it. If that’s not your lived experience, or you are a man and don’t act like that, great. But don’t you dare tell me what my reality is.

They left out this scene

That scene always cracks me up when the guy notices the women watching him and says, “Man, what is it with chicks and horses?” Totally oblivious to the beautiful man the women are actually watching.

I know some film critic wannabe is going to come after me for saying this, but I actually LOVE his Bedazzled remake. Elizabeth Hurley!!!

The scene in George of the Jungle where George runs with the horses was a very important moment for my early womanhood, so I have always had a soft spot for Brendan Fraser. I also like Bedazzled and Blast from the Past without any irony.

I just need to vent about this idiotic idea of arming teachers as a solution. While I have tremendous sympathy to those victims and their families who might see this as at least giving them a fighting chance to survive, it’s wrongheaded in so many ways. A military style assault weapon, like the AR-15 is a designed to…

So, I had a good friend who used to round up his age by five years, claimed it always garnered compliments like, “You look amazing for XX.”