Makes sense that he was a pirate, since he is a master of the seven C's - cheating, chicks, Cleveland, cuts, cold, consistency, cialis.

Blatter is just jealous because his Bengali hairdresser died while attempting to construct a hairpiece in place of Blatter's soul.

meh.

Meanwhile, Eric Berry has invested heavily in the local glue factory.

Much better food than Colorado, which is the skinniest state.

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Calvin Johnson is Football Drugs

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That was almost nonchalant, yet clinical.

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Punting a football a decent distance is not hard, but punting one high and long is. I can consistently get in the mid 40's in yards if I am not concerned with hang time.

It is a little disconcerting that the validity of the article may be in question, as it ended with "Sykes!"

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Thank you for this!

*note - no immigrants died or were harmed in the making of Barcelona's kit.

How ironic, Britain gets flogged with a US cat o' nine tails.

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As noted philosopher Slavoj Zizek will tell you, a tulip is literally the exact same thing as a vagina.

Sounds like what was missing was a marmol heater.

Haider Zafar's other business partner, Luvvr Upclohs, was, in fact, a suitable partner and the yin to his yang.