Dolphin at 9? That guy had to be cheating.

Probably the only thing McAfee has stopped from running unabated.

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Done deal, good stuff Milo.

Mind if I share it on sidespin?

Unsurprisingly, the pigeons are still eligible to race in the Tour de France.

Bob Costas wanted to compete, but had to dropout since you can't be on a high horse.

Is there a record for 45 and backpedaling?

It is unusual to see a Drake without a duck face.

Of course it is realistic. The people that coded this also failed in the area of human contact.

On a related note, Boxing Day is also a regular part of the Ukrainian parliamentary procedure.

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It is interesting how eloquent someone can write, but they are not so much that way verbally or as a personality on television. I guess part of that is because the written word can be checked and re-worded before sharing, but the same is not always the case when someone speaks. Still, an enjoyable article from Mr.…

"THEY WON'T JUST LABIA DOWN AND DIE."

Could be worse, Tequila Samm now works as a piñata in Mexico.

I don't think Miss Derby would appreciate that.

No fucking blueberry?! You have taken this hatred of all things blue too far, Mr. Burneko.

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Brown Pride

Sounds like a catastrophe in the making.