Allow me to play double advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something…
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The seat in this bathroom was also broken; it was just resting stupidly on top of the bowl, and would fall off if you tried to interact with it like a regular seat. It was like this for a little more than six months, and whenever a loud crashing noise would come from that room, nine times out of 10, Craggs would just…
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Would you say you're an ex-laxer then?
So you're the cam-girl who keeps IMing me at my Yahoo address?
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It did not. I would have fainted. It would have eaten me.
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So, I'm telling her that if she doesn't return the mink, I'm gonna lose my shit, right? You know what she says to me?? "You think I can't just get another one of these from Mookie or Doc?"