Lemme get some steel-toed boots on and I’ll be happy to help.

Good luck with the appointment! Always wishing you the peace and happiness you deserve.

So much awesome! Congrats!

That Sterling Higgins chap....I like the cut of his jib. Yes, indeed.

Hey, lady....”your truth” is not THE truth. Even in the longshot event your kids were being taught a more accurate history, they still weren’t being taught CRT. You’re a liar, you’re stupid or you’re a stupid liar.

Yeah, well....maaaaaybe it’s time to try a different approach....

Absolutely. It’s been that way ever since my first days online on local BBSs 30-some years ago. The anonymity is a powerful drug.

100%. About the closest I get to politics\social issues on reddit is my hometown sub and the level of racism on there makes it nearly unreadable. The only reason I glance at it at all is some useful info does pop up on there about things happening in the city council and the like. And it usually gives links to local…

I use reddit for very specific things I'm interested in like cycling and computers. Even those subs still manage to attract vermin but it's minimal usually.

This sounds like a bad Hunter S. Thompson parody attempt.

I’m none of these only because I’ve aged out. For most of my life, I played the Philosopher Fuckboy. Wore it like a suit of armor because I knew I had nothing else to offer. I played up a spotty superficial education and got real good at snotty condescension. Took me too long to realize the only one I was bullshitting…

Sometimes when I read Harron’s stuff, I think “Canary in the coal mine.” A glimpse of how Jez fades away. Talented writiers just phoning it in till....poof.

Absolutely. Just like in dealing with a cop or testifying in court. If you can limit yourself to yes or no answers, do that. If you need to explain, keep it as brief and narrowly focused as you can.

Logan is my spirit kitteh.

My stepfather was one of those turds. He had a whole repertoire of “Three (racist epithets) walk into a bar...” gems. 

Hey, I’d eat the hell out of it.

Yes! A cold shower helps me snap out of anxiety/panic attacks. I’ve even poured bottles of cold water over my head if I wasn’t at home.

It sucks when therapy feels like it’s stalling out. Very frustrating.

Aw, c’mon NBC. Turn that brown upside down! Keep the diarrhea and rename the show EXXXtreme Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide! 

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