Of course it’s dopey. Most gubmint publicity schemes are. But any strategy to get a few more of the lumpen to shuffle on down and take the shot is ok in my book. As fucked up as the whole thing is, around 2/3 is pretty much miracle territory.

Correction: FRIED cheese.

Julia! I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

Let’s clear the air right now. The girl I made out with one time at a party 50 years ago and I are absolutely NOT dating, ok? All the rumors and whatnot are just, like, crazy. No more questions!

Aye, matey! Ooo and one of them triangle hats, too.

Thank you! Yes please....get me the fuck outta this shithole.

Inconvenient to some doesn’t mean access is unequal? Are you fucking kidding me? That’s exactly what it means! Holy shit! Why don’t you just come out and endorse actual apartheid laws, too, you motherfuckers! C’mon Alito...explain to us how Jim Crow really wasn’t so bad. When the fucking Supreme Court will not defend…

If you can smoke a joint and still be a world class athlete, more power to you.

How dare you cast aspersions on one of the finest legal minds of our age. Good day to you!

Could probably make more coherent arguments than McCain on many subjects.

I nominate Sydney Powell as her replacement.

In lieu of flowers, please send dumpsters of feces and offal to the gravesite.

No clue. I thought it was some typo. But hey, took me about a decade to find out what LOL meant.

See? This is why I’m a fan. This one simple gesture. Take a bow, you.

I’m sorry. I don’t understand the question. Not suck? Uhhhhh....hmmm.

I’m laughing....on the inside.

IT’S NOT THE SAME! Because....uhhh...hey, if you don’t get it, you’ll never understand!

I have the same problem with Rita Ora and Bebe Rexha. Upside is I only think about it if I see one of those names somewhere.

How many of those parents woulda been cool with hydroxychloroquine? Or maybe bleach? I wonder.....

Maybe he can raise his profile being the opening act for Gaetz and Taylor-Greene. Obviously, he’s gonna need to glom onto someone or something and his old man is the turd that’s lost its polish.