Hey, I’d eat the hell out of it.

Yes! A cold shower helps me snap out of anxiety/panic attacks. I’ve even poured bottles of cold water over my head if I wasn’t at home.

It sucks when therapy feels like it’s stalling out. Very frustrating.

Aw, c’mon NBC. Turn that brown upside down! Keep the diarrhea and rename the show EXXXtreme Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide! 

Make American Cheese Food Product Great Again!

Of course it’s dopey. Most gubmint publicity schemes are. But any strategy to get a few more of the lumpen to shuffle on down and take the shot is ok in my book. As fucked up as the whole thing is, around 2/3 is pretty much miracle territory.

Correction: FRIED cheese.

Julia! I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

Let’s clear the air right now. The girl I made out with one time at a party 50 years ago and I are absolutely NOT dating, ok? All the rumors and whatnot are just, like, crazy. No more questions!

Aye, matey! Ooo and one of them triangle hats, too.

Thank you! Yes please....get me the fuck outta this shithole.

Inconvenient to some doesn’t mean access is unequal? Are you fucking kidding me? That’s exactly what it means! Holy shit! Why don’t you just come out and endorse actual apartheid laws, too, you motherfuckers! C’mon Alito...explain to us how Jim Crow really wasn’t so bad. When the fucking Supreme Court will not defend…

If you can smoke a joint and still be a world class athlete, more power to you.

How dare you cast aspersions on one of the finest legal minds of our age. Good day to you!

Could probably make more coherent arguments than McCain on many subjects.

I nominate Sydney Powell as her replacement.

In lieu of flowers, please send dumpsters of feces and offal to the gravesite.

No clue. I thought it was some typo. But hey, took me about a decade to find out what LOL meant.

See? This is why I’m a fan. This one simple gesture. Take a bow, you.

I’m sorry. I don’t understand the question. Not suck? Uhhhhh....hmmm.