Dear whoever is in charge of Kinja:

100%. Sometimes you let the job consume your life and forget that the job ain’t you. Even if you love what you do, it’s not the totality of who you are.

Have a fantastic time, my friend :)

If your commune needs a weird handyman who can’t make eye contact and talks in non sequiturs, I’d like to submit an application. 

Maybe this is an opportune moment in time to stop talking about them completely.

Maybe they both realize they got a second shot at actually being happy with each other? <shrug> In any case...enjoy, you krazy kids!

I was going to write a sternly worded comment but...well...shit be broke.

Ditto. I dunno how long that’s been going on but they always find a way to make Kinja more annoying.

Oh well...let me explain....there is no process.

You toss an alley-found mattress on top of some cinder blocks and hopefully nail-free lumber. Bada-bing bada-sofa!

It’s evolution from the time when dogs were wolves and sofas were loveseats. Science.

Why are you in the greys?

Hellya! What good is setting up some unqualified clown on a federal bench if ya ain’t gonna use ‘em? Time to earn their keep!

He don’t need it. He’s already bought himself cosmic immortality.

So weird. I think I saw on reddit absolute proof that screaming is 349 times more effective in preventing Covid-19 infections than any ol’ vaccine.

Clearly.

This motherfucker. He is really polishing up the resume for his ‘24 POTUS bid. Or at least his groveling to be trump’s VP pick.

Wow. Very sorry to hear that. It’s such a great idea and mission. My stepdaughter was spiraling into deep depression over her health issues and Make-A-Wish helped her regain some joy and hope in her life when her mother and I were at our wits end. Truly, from the bottom of my rando internet stranger’s heart...thank…

This makes me sad and angry. My stepdaughter was the recipient of a Make-A-Wish trip when she was a kid. The people we dealt with were so kind and empathetic and really created an experience for her that put some much needed light back into her life at the time. I fervently hope this person’s actions don’t cause…

Pffft....I don’t even own a television set! Well...I mean...I do. But I never watch it! Except to peruse only the most educational documentaries. But that’s it! Mostly....