Did she or didn’t she? You’ll just have to tune into my 638 episode not-true-crime-or-anything podcast to find out. Brought to you by SimpliSafe!

Hey, someone put up with my stupid ass for 15 years. There’s no accounting for taste.

Instrumental. The theme runs about four and half minutes and evokes images of myself wandering rainy urban streets in a trenchcoat chainsmoking Camels and taking the occasional pull from a hip flask. Makes the whole scrub-the-toilet thing very noirish.

Personally, I’ve appropriated the BoJack Horseman theme as my personal anthem. It’s the perfect accompaniment for when I spill orange juice all over the kitchen counter and floor. So very cool.

My sister wound up in the hospital on IV antibiotics for a week from a dog bite to her thumb once. Shit ain’t no joke.

Yeah, we all need to step away from the shitshow now and again. Please take good care of yourself. Focus on having a fun trip. You deserve it.

Feel better, Andy! Glad you’re finally getting the vax, too.

Whilst out and about today, I happened across a small (maybe 20 people) gathering of anti-vax\anti-mask protesters. Their signs ranged from a Taylor-Greeneesque assertion that any safety guidelines = a New Holocaust to we’re all guinea pigs for Big Vax to the Chinese are trying to destroy us with a virus that also is…

Cosby didn’t want to participate in a sex offender treatment program. Because ya know...he didn’t do anything wrong! Fuck this fucking scumbag. Let him rot in prison.

That’s socialism and we’ll have none of that!

My Coleman ones have backs on ‘em.

I was just thinking fly the plane over the White Sands testing range and use it as a target drone. But if we can make a few bucks, sounds like a better plan. Hell, the target drone thing could be the grand finale.

People are fascinated by these killers because they exist beyond the bounds of “normal” behavior and we want to know why. We want to maybe reassure ourselves that we’re not evil, they are monsters but not us, no siree. There’s something wrong with them...but we’re ok. We want to think there is some hard boundary…

Oh boy! A depression closet! Who needs a union?!

No problem. As long as they validate her, it’s cool.

She’s just living her authentic life. She’s an entitled racist asshole and dammit she wants the world to embrace her for it!

This is why you never listen to God. He’s a complete asshole, always telling you to do fucked up shit like kill your own family members and kick children in the balls. Satan just tells me “Hey man...whatever. It’s your life.” and pours me another drink.

Her fellow fascists might tsk tsk her for continuing to be a shrieking nutjob but would they support throwing her stupid bigoted ass out of the House? Gonna guess no. So they can take their wagging fingers and insert them deeply into their own asses.

Paul seems especially thirsty these days. Is he attempting to raise his sniveling mutant opossum profile for a hilariously patheitc run in ‘24? 

I’d be thrilled if JLo were making out with me at...well...anywhere. Affleck? Maybe if he caught me in the locker room and I was in a mood...