Please, no one wants to see any couple, famous or not, making out at the gym. Except maybe that guy doing slow hip thrusts on an exercise ball. Who is absolutely not me. Even though the resemblance is uncanny.

Hey, could be. If that’s was her situation...hope she learned a valuable lesson.

Stick a few bucks in my g-string and maybe I can come up with something.

There’s really nothing else to say. This story speaks for itself.

If only she had stayed extra super secret.

Damn, Dr. Ruth...what happened to you? You used to be cool!

I’m pretty much convinced now that Simone Biles is an actual superhero.

Same. I was contacted by a woman a few years ago about a HS reunion. I vaguely remembered her but she wasn’t a friend of any kind from those days and her email was all “OMG! Can you believe how long it’s been? Can’t wait to see all the old gang!” My reaction was “Wut?” Anyways, I had no desire to attend this shindig…

Thank you! :) It’s been a long time between bright spots for sure.

You sparkle, no matter what :)

I used to love hot weather. Back in the halcyon days of my yout, I’d spend the summers running around nearly naked in public, thirsting after admiring looks from men and women alike. Good times. Now in my doughy old age, I cannot in good conscience assault the general public with any glimpse of my shirtless carcass. It…

Just as good. Hell, maybe better :)

Sounds good! Off to some exotic locale full of romance and intrigue?

Aww Julia, you’re the best. Just another week, ya know? Today’s news was sorely needed. How are you doing?

Thanks, Andy :)

Great uncle? Grand uncle? Is that a thing? I dunno. Whatever it is it’s awesome :) Thank you!

So you guys...my niece is having a baby! ETA projected between Xmas and New Years! I’m here typing and grinning and crying. This is fantastic! She is so brilliant and loving and compassionate...she’s gonna be the best mom. She’s had some health issues so I already lectured her to follow all the doc’s directions and…

In Bouchard’s versoin, everything is Juliet’s fault so of course she should pay the price. Romeo is a decent guy who shouldn’t suffer any consequences.

You mean Twitter isn’t a smoldering cauldron of subtle erotic delights? A captivating maze of desire and longing?

This is as succinct a criticism of the American health insurance racket as I’ve read just about anywhere. It would be a scathing opening statement to a congressional hearing. As you pointed out, not that it would do much good.