Sounds good! Off to some exotic locale full of romance and intrigue?

Aww Julia, you’re the best. Just another week, ya know? Today’s news was sorely needed. How are you doing?

Thanks, Andy :)

Great uncle? Grand uncle? Is that a thing? I dunno. Whatever it is it’s awesome :) Thank you!

So you guys...my niece is having a baby! ETA projected between Xmas and New Years! I’m here typing and grinning and crying. This is fantastic! She is so brilliant and loving and compassionate...she’s gonna be the best mom. She’s had some health issues so I already lectured her to follow all the doc’s directions and…

In Bouchard’s versoin, everything is Juliet’s fault so of course she should pay the price. Romeo is a decent guy who shouldn’t suffer any consequences.

You mean Twitter isn’t a smoldering cauldron of subtle erotic delights? A captivating maze of desire and longing?

This is as succinct a criticism of the American health insurance racket as I’ve read just about anywhere. It would be a scathing opening statement to a congressional hearing. As you pointed out, not that it would do much good.

He’s in slightly-better-than average shape. Younger-dad-who-plays-softball-on the weekends shape. Good for him.

Furthermore! Kinja is fucked up and I can’t fix my typos...or star other people...or even get to see new comments! Fix this shit! Thank you.

Lemme guess...when a trans girl is forced to use a male bathroom...and then she gets beaten and\or raped, the defense will be the perp(s) were suffering from “trans panic” and had no control over there actions. “Your Honor, don’t ruin this decent Gawd-fearin’ boy’s future over this!”

KINJAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!< shaking fist>

Friends with Benniferits?

Socialism! Pull yourself up by your own immune system, dammit!

Does Mr. Leyva go to his favorite bar wearing a t-shirt that says “Ask Me About My Amorphophallus Titanum!”?

No, Harry would probably not be comfortable with any car chases.

My sister’s cats have two cat towers made of plastic tubing and some nylonish cloth material. They are high enough that the top tier is just over windowsill height so they are perfect for bird and squirrel surveillance. Which rarely happens as they usually just curl up and go to sleep.  

Codifying a type of vigilante enforcement. So much for the rule of law.

Yep. People like this asshole recognize “the swamp” is an excellent grift. I have no doubt he is the racist gun nut whackadoodle he’s portraying himself to be. But seems pretty clear he’s looking to cash in on the current insanity the country is struggling with.

Deep Blog conspiracy. It’s the only explanation.