The grift that keeps on grifting. All these assholes deserve jail time.

At some point, the money is just a way to keep score. It becomes about power and influence and prestige. A monstrous, increasingly twisted ego trip. Bezos and his ilk can literally do anything they like with impunity.

Be fair. After all the billions he’s spent to aid the Amazon workforce during the pandemic let the guy splurge a little on something for himself.

Are we all so fucked up now we can’t interpret “horny” when we see it anymore? Thanks, Blanca, but we get it. Or...well...some of us are gettin’ it. Some of us are just seeing the pictures...

What? Am I coming across as unstable?

I’m a jaded ol’ coot for sure but a very wealthy person talking up “the people’s crypto”? Don’t like it...no sir....not one bit.

That’s a helluva accusation to be saddled with. Hope she can ride this out.

She’s got my vote now :)

Beautiful stories, one and all.

So, I’m dealing with a large amount of anger which I don’t manage well. My nephew (40 yo.) has been living off my sister for...oh...over 15 years (don’t ask). He finally decided to grow the fuck up and move out. Great, right? He somehow decided that Ohio was his land of opportunity. Oook. Since he had no money to move…

Love that song. But “Pictures Of You” by The Cure always puts me in a mood. Reminds me of someone I loved deeply a long time ago.

Bring your kazoo, rubberband viola or whathaveyou and vibe :)

“Petit Boosterine” will be the name of my new EDM bagpipe and washboard quintet.

The obvious solution is to use a heat gun like you use for stripping paint or thawing frozen pipes. Throw that shit on a bun, blast it with 1500W... that’ll be $8.99 please.

Hopefully when the aliens finally make full contact, they will share this technology with us.

I love you so much I hate you. And vise versa.

“Jonah Hill” could become a default answer.

Don’t sweat it, Joanna. Many of us are struggling.

Great piece. Your mom is awesome.

Outside the occasional tuna salad sandwich, I’m with ya there.