So, I’m dealing with a large amount of anger which I don’t manage well. My nephew (40 yo.) has been living off my sister for...oh...over 15 years (don’t ask). He finally decided to grow the fuck up and move out. Great, right? He somehow decided that Ohio was his land of opportunity. Oook. Since he had no money to move…

Love that song. But “Pictures Of You” by The Cure always puts me in a mood. Reminds me of someone I loved deeply a long time ago.

Bring your kazoo, rubberband viola or whathaveyou and vibe :)

“Petit Boosterine” will be the name of my new EDM bagpipe and washboard quintet.

The obvious solution is to use a heat gun like you use for stripping paint or thawing frozen pipes. Throw that shit on a bun, blast it with 1500W... that’ll be $8.99 please.

Hopefully when the aliens finally make full contact, they will share this technology with us.

I love you so much I hate you. And vise versa.

“Jonah Hill” could become a default answer.

Don’t sweat it, Joanna. Many of us are struggling.

Great piece. Your mom is awesome.

Outside the occasional tuna salad sandwich, I’m with ya there.

Yes. This is more the point I was driving at in my original ham-fisted comment. There needed to be a more comprehensive plan to help both tenants and landlords weather this global crisis. They shouldn’t have to battle each other over a situation that neither had any control over.

For clarification: I’m not positing that landlords are inherently bad. For smallholders, it can be a damn hard undertaking, I’m sure. But like pitting employers vs. workers, landlords vs. tenants is another way of setting groups at each others throats and keeping us from finding better solutions to these…

Sure. It shouldn’t be a dog-eat-dog situation between landlords and tenants. That was my thinking on the bank angle. And it’s not like the banks wouldn’t go begging to the government to prop them up over any losses, anyway. Sooner or later, we all pay the cost.

Not to sound like my tinfoil hat is on too tight but this ultimately comes down to the banks and investors holding mortgage paper, right? If there had been a some kind of moratorium of mortgage payments, landlords and and renters wouldn’t be pitted against each other during a worldwide public health crisis that…

Yeah...I don’t eat crawfish, either.

I like to alternate between Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups and Kit Kats. I’ve been known to snack on Pringles with a side of bite-size 3 Musketeer bars. Or fudge ripple ice cream on top of a Krispy Kreme glazed donut.

Affleck is...well...Affleck but if Jlo needs to get her freak on and can stomach being with him...go forth and do the do, you krazee kids.

Fuck him. He’s no more owed an unfettered platform than anybody else. He’s a clear and ongoing menace to this country and FB has every right and reason to ban him for life. Will his lumpen followers then abandon FB? Bye, bitches. But I know FB ultimately only cares about their bottom line and that will be the final…

Did someone say snacks? I’m in. What are we talkin’ ‘bout? Oh right...snacks.