That’s the beauty of it. These dumbfucks suck up to trump to try and garner his (and his lumpen supporters) favor only to get stiffed for the smallest slight to trump’s fragile ego. All they end up doing is showing what sniveling little worms they are. 

From the legal standpoint, that’s true. The point though is the average person who reads or hears the story and clocks the phrases “gang members” and “gang affiliation” isn’t thinking dognappers. They more likely to jump to “Crips\Bloods”. Are the media disabusing their consumers of that notion or are they reinforcing…

Like just about all Republicans, she’s bereft of any actual ideas on policy except for the same old tired cliche nonsense the rightists always peddle. So it’s fall back on “God Bless ‘Murica” mythology and culture war drivel. The only reason any trump lumpen would even think about voting for her is she ain’t a…

Tucker Carlson should have a field day with this story. “First, THEY steal your pet! Then THEY steal your country and civilisation!!!”

I wish to subscribe to your podcast.

Simple answer: The Carters have evolved into Hobbits.

“Humans of CIA”

Yeah, being a genius (giving ol’ Bill the benefit of the doubt on this) doesn’t exempt someone from being a decent human, ELON! JEFF!

You got it all wrong! They luvs their wimminfolk and they are defending them AND The Children™ from being victims of Big Abortion! Oh how sweet Jezeus is smiling down on holy Lubbock right now....

He looks like the dude I bought weed from in 2004.

Luckily, this brave man of conscience will persevere is the face of adversity and soldier on in public service for as long as he can get away with it. What a national treasure.

She the perfect Republican scammer...except for the whole trans thing where most other Republicans think she’s an abomination unto the eyes of cis white hetero Jezeus. Does she get that at all, you think? 

WTF?!?

Absolutely. Just be on guard for any rightist gaslighting bleating about hypocrisy around inclusiveness, diversity, LGBTQ rights, feminism and who knows what the fuck all from the left. The fascists hate Jenner but they will damn well use her as a weapon against the left.

Here’s an idea: Come out on stage, apologize for threatening to ruin many people’s Saturday night viewing experience, introduce Poehler and\or Fey (fuck it, even Fallon) and then leave. Go design some jet-powered sporks or infrared dentures or something. 

Go get ‘em! :)

Ahhhh, I apologize. Shouldn’t have been so glib.

Julia! Good painkillers are one’s prize for having to deal with the ER. The last time I was majorly hurt, I got a week’s supply of OxyContin and it was niiiiice. I see how people get addicted to that stuff. After I took the last one, I admit I was a little sad to see ‘em go.

Get any good drugs, at least?

I dunno how long this has been happening but does anyone else have a problem with Kinja not actually registering your stars. I just noticed that some some\all? comments I starred....I had to star them again. Now I’m wondering how long that been going on. I star a lot of people all the time cuz you all are brilliant…