Luckily, this brave man of conscience will persevere is the face of adversity and soldier on in public service for as long as he can get away with it. What a national treasure.

She the perfect Republican scammer...except for the whole trans thing where most other Republicans think she’s an abomination unto the eyes of cis white hetero Jezeus. Does she get that at all, you think? 

WTF?!?

Absolutely. Just be on guard for any rightist gaslighting bleating about hypocrisy around inclusiveness, diversity, LGBTQ rights, feminism and who knows what the fuck all from the left. The fascists hate Jenner but they will damn well use her as a weapon against the left.

Here’s an idea: Come out on stage, apologize for threatening to ruin many people’s Saturday night viewing experience, introduce Poehler and\or Fey (fuck it, even Fallon) and then leave. Go design some jet-powered sporks or infrared dentures or something. 

Go get ‘em! :)

Ahhhh, I apologize. Shouldn’t have been so glib.

Julia! Good painkillers are one’s prize for having to deal with the ER. The last time I was majorly hurt, I got a week’s supply of OxyContin and it was niiiiice. I see how people get addicted to that stuff. After I took the last one, I admit I was a little sad to see ‘em go.

Get any good drugs, at least?

I dunno how long this has been happening but does anyone else have a problem with Kinja not actually registering your stars. I just noticed that some some\all? comments I starred....I had to star them again. Now I’m wondering how long that been going on. I star a lot of people all the time cuz you all are brilliant…

Ugh... what an ordeal. On top of being in pain, you had to deal with that clown. But at least you got checked out and you know what’s what. Take good care of yourself now. I know when I get hurt, I tend to get impatient and wind up prolonging the healing process. We all want you better ASAP :)

Car dealers are the worst. Yeah, it sucks but don’t be hesitant about being direct or even rude. Having a per-approved loan is good leverage and don’t be shy about letting them know that you’ll be fine walking the hell out and buying a vehicle elsewhere. Good luck.

Oh no! Prop that ankle up and get ice on it. Will you be able to rest it for a couple of days, at least? If you happen to have crutches, use ‘em.

You need more stars.

I’ve seen snippets. He’s like a frat boy doing an open mic. Ugh. If he knows about MMA and wants to be a commentator on that shit, fine. Anything else seems like a gross misrepresentation.

Which begs the question...why listen to him at all? He’s not even funny.

Ok, we know Greenberg will say whatever he thinks will get him some kind of deal. We know Gaetz will continue to claim he’s the victim of a massive Deep State plot to bring him down and destroy America. We know Stone will lie about everything to advance whatever agenda is currently fermenting in his head. So how do…

Hawley is a traitor and should spend the rest of his life in prison.

Back last year? A hundred years ago? Hard to remember now. But the claim was Wayfair was trafficking kids under the guise of advertising very expensive furniture pieces. People with functioning brains...am I recalling this correctly?

If they weren’t all BLM Antifa commie anarchists using late-term abortions as casual birth control trying to discredit the greatest president of the greatest nation, well...would this be happening to them right now? Serves‘em right for sex trafficking children packed into expensive armoires shipped out of pizza parlor…