The bigger news is Stodden has fans. I mean...ok?

If this is a cause (the whole diet\faux healthy eating business) she feels passionate about, she can use her celebrity to talk about. To use whatever clout she’s got to come done on this one company the way she did seems very misdirected. It would be different if she discovered their yogurt was made with rancid raccoon…

Man, I been doing it wrong my whole life. If I don’t like some food joint’s menu, I just don’t go back. I’m such a fool.

Cruz is a craven mendacious opportunist desperately trying to corral the MAGA lumpen for his POTUS bid. He will say and do anything to keep his face in the media in his pathetic on-going version of Jeb Bush’s “Please clap!” moment. Fuck this blobfish motherfucker to the very center of Hell.

Have the “cancel culture” lamentations for this...person...and his book started yet? Tucker? Are you there, Tucker?

“Have a good day.” or “Have a nice day.” Ugh.

Glad you were able to clear up that unemployment mess and get what you’re due. Gotta be a huge relief. And I’m especially glad you have a good supportive friend there with you to help out. You deserve all the good things and fwiw I think you’re awesome :) 

It’s obviously a cry for help. We need to organize a full-on rescue mission. Probably the size of a well-equipped company with on-demand air support and access to satellite intel, armor and artillery standby after an initial cyber attack to soften up the target. #FreeBritney

I dated a couple of women in open marriages so I got to see the phenomenon first hand. It was...interesting.

Again, my anecdotal experience...this is so true. Mostly it was the men pushing for the open RL...only to find that yeah, they weren’t the hot merch back on the scene they thought they were. Meanwhile, their wife\girlfriend pretty much had her pick of new partners. Honestly, I personally found that hilarious. Like…

Karen Pence, ready to write a new chapter of her life.

Totally anecdotal here so take with all the salt necessary, but my observations of open relationships were overall negative. Most couples I saw simply couldn’t pull it off without someone feeling hurt, neglecte1d and\or jealous. The very few couples who seemed to make it work pretty much stuck to being involved with…

Honestly, can’t blame you a bit.

Thank you, sincerely, for bringing this to my attention. On the occasion of Seagal’s demise, this piece should be his obituary.

Guess my lovelife’s DOA.

I starred this in the spirit of bipartisanship.

This sounds great and all, but my split from Jen was very acrimonious. She totally refuses to talk to me and constantly threatens me with arrest and other legal measures. She even goes so far as to pretend she doesn’t know me. So much for “love”.

They should lob jars of pickled beets. Because fuck the police and fuck pickled beets.

You’re a good egg, Julia :)

Gotta say... I’d probably watch Bareknuckle Garbage Barge Boxing on the TV.